Stupid shit you've heard drunk people say

"Lets go to the forrest and hunt some deers, its eazier to track them in the snow" summer time.

last friday on the pub
A friend of mine told me that a fuck took his jacket, and hes outside...
i went there with him...talked to the guy:
"whos that jacket?" -me
"thats my jacket"-guy
(both of us drunk, and kept like that for i dont know how long)
slaped him
and the same story
then my friend tells me he had some papers on his pocket, then i took the papers, was wirtten martin, his name... i showed it to him, and took the id of my friend...
"someone putted them here"-guy
slaped him a bit
he slaps back
he gets a nice beating
the bartender comes outside with a coat just like my friends coat.
the guy takes off my friends coat, give it back to him, but m friend still pisses on the guys coat.


a new guy from poland moves in to the kollegium that i live some weeks ago..
he goes to the pub, i was also drunk...(same night, same pub...just later as the story above)
"i am going to teach you danes how to score chicks in denmark" - guy
"aight, tell me" - me
"well... you ask them to dance, and they are yours" -guy
"can u see this girl?(shes fucking really good lookin)" - guy
"yep, i tryed her already, and so did many others" - me
"i got her already, shes my bitch" -guy
"ah, how did u do it?" -me
"i just danced with her, shes already my bitch" -guy
"did u score her?" -me
"not yet" -guy
i laughed...and i continued talking to him, he was standing inside the bar
then i told him to show me how to catch girls, trying to get the bartender.
he touched her on the side of her bally..and she looked at him... and sayd
get outta my bar!





dont remember anymore, probably i say and do lots of shit too....
 
Fuck the french isn't stupid, its an age old tradition!

Feraliminal Lycanthropizer said:
Inspired by people who make other people go straight edge.


"When I look into this mirror, I dont see me, I see...this song"

"Fuck the French" (every five minutes, like its a new catch phrase)

"That bitch from Otep is hot"


"I love you. I love you all. really. no really, I do. Seriously."

"Some say the devil is dead, the devil is dead, the devil is dead..." (he sang the whole song to himself in a corner)
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Evil Dead said:
Fuck the french isn't stupid, its an age old tradition!
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ok well sorry boys and girls but it really is an obligation for me to answer this :p sorry if i'm rude, pardon my french :

first of all you american fuckhead, hating americans and saying fuck the americans is 10 times more common today than fuck the french. americans are probalby the most hated of all. if you traveled a little and watched some other chanel than CNN you'd probably know that.
also, good thing that saying "fuck the french" wasnt a tradition in the US at the time of the revolution, or else we wouldnt have come to help your sorry little ass, and dont come answer that you saved us from Zee germans, cause we saved you first, hence you owed us one ;) and now we need someone to free us from american domination and globalism, which is probably worse than anything else.
and last but not least, i dont expect a brain washed uncultivated cowboy to have any respect for my people, go on eating your freedom fries and watching TV.
dont tell me your post was just a little joke, i'll have you know that not all people are like americans, yes yes, i assure you, there are other cultures around the world who think and live differently than you do however surprising it must seem to you, so you cant go on insulting or dissing other people like you're superior, you gotta understand that some people might not appreciate your cultural sense of humor.

americans always made me laugh of how ignorant they are, once i went to the states and i took out this shitty discman, and this american dude said without any irony, but seriously "oh they DO have some good stuff in europe" like we dont have any technology. also these american tourists i once saw were photographing the bottom of a well.... :worship: wow good job guys!
i added this last paragraph just to have constructed arguments following my "attacs", and i'd like to add that i'm not generalising, i know a lot of smart americans too, but what i said about americans first is the image we all have of you in europe, so you've got nothing to say, just shut it you impolite bastard.

again, if your post was a meaningless joke, fuck you anyway.

PS: if your not american i would have spent 10 minutes writting this for nothing lol


@thelastwithpaganblood, since "frog" is almost an affectionate nickname (nowadays) for the french, i wont take it badly, but i'll have you know that most french never tasted frog leggs, and anyway they taste exactly like fish so i dont see whats disgusting about it :grin:
 
Ok all the Fresh off the boat French people Ive met are fucking snobs, and not only America says that. Im not an uncultivated cowBOY, and neither is 91% of America. btw, who the hell cares if everyone hates America? Its just another place on the map, just like every other country is. I live here but im not all like "New York Hardcore Florida pride lower eastside crew flag waver!!" Its just where Im fucking at.


If getting butthurt about a comment some "Stupid american" proclaimed about your country is the only issue you are concerned with, you must have not achieved much in your life at all.
 
Good that youre standing up for your country Celtik, although I dont really agree on your views on USA, and im just pouring a little salt in your wounds, just breaking your balls abit, you know that. Never tasted frog legs, but my guess would have been that they tasted like chicken, most unnormal things to eat do, like alligator. Well at least its better than snails right, lucky you french dont eat, those portugese must be out of their mind. Anyway, I alwaysthought the frog nickname came from like green uniforms and the lobster one for the british from red uniforms.

Ah what am I jibbering about, I have to write fucken Sonnets for English..

PS. CNN are Socialists-In-Secret. Dont watch anything but Fox, and occasionally the history and car shows on BBC.
 
the critisism wasnt addressed to you even if ur american so you obviously feel concerned.. normal. but i thought you were a sortof punkish girly, and i also thought american punks were anti-american themselves ;)
but you have the same reaction as i do when someone critises your country and people so i guess you now understand my strong reaction to it.
i say more people hate americans, so you americans can only be simple minded to think that you can diss other people about how unloved they are, cause ur the most detested around.
notice that i said that i wasnt generalising about americans. i'm half american myself, so i know a lot of americans, hence i'm not concerned with only "one issue" concerning them. i just gave one example as to not write the story of my life.
america isnt just one place on the map, everyone in the world has to deal with them cause they're everywhere, and ur governments always screwed around with other country's business without thinking of the cultural differences they have.
i know lots of people all around dislike the french, which is the same for all nationalities which are disliked by all kinds of people. so its not like you were teaching me anything. i just dislike it when others critisise my country, we've already had so much critisism by your politicians who said the worst things ever about france or europe simply cause we were against the war. so thats enough for me thank you very much.
saying that french are snobs is the stupidest thing ever, those you saw must have been rich enough to pay their trips and vacations, so your point of view is based on the rich french you saw, who are of course a little snobbish, and thats the same for all other countries who see french tourists. a majority of french arent rich enough to travel that much so you're just talking about a minority. and paris being the most touristic place ever, of course we have this reputation, cause paris is a big city where people are always in a hurry, hence rude. tourists visiting paris then generalise on the french being rude cause all they see is paris. most french are proud, just like spanish people and italians, and thats cool, americans are proud too, but they just cant accept that other people can feel pride in their country so they instantly think : "awww what snobs".
in brittany, normandy, Bordeaux, auvergne..etc.. there are wonderful people, and i love them! <3 :p

PS: in a addition to being a nationalist anti-american, i'm in a bad mood, so sorry if i was harsh or something on my previous post
 
TheLastWithPaganBlood, actually snails is a french dish. and its really delicious :D! i've only tasted them once cause, like frog leggs, french rarely eat those, only in fancy restaurants or in regional/traditional restaurants. but honestly snails are so good! its just like eating oysters (kind of :p)
mmmh maybe french were called frogs cause of their uniforms; i actually dont know, i always thought it was cause of the food, but you might be right. Belgar might know the answer to that :D
 
Yeah I know its a french food, im just kidding, but I don't think I'll ever taste them, even though they're supposed to tasty really good (probably because theyre like fried in a ton of butter), I'm too pussy-whipped for that. I've heard food alot of times as the reasons for the nicknames, but my own rason I came up with from watching this tvseries about a british commander Blowhorn I think his name was, where the brits would have red uniforms and the french green/white ones - im not an expert on uniforms you know, so... Belgar?
 
There were tons of colors, I don't know what time period you are refering to and btw frog legs are good, prob 10x better than the crap ass food they serve at US fastfood.

A little interest in WW1 warfare you would know that all had names for the others, the germans were called Boches, old french for german. Frogs came from the British who either view the frogs that the french love to eat as disgusting or from the nasal sound of words in french language. Much like the french and british called the americans "yanks" much to the displeasure of southern soldiers, germans refered as "jerry" hence the name jerry can where the german used to keep gas.
Knowing the ties between french and british, the whole name calling probably goes back way before WW1.
 
The term frog was the Brits way of describing/insulting/mocking the French simply taken from the fact they ate frogs legs, and being the Brits of that era, it would have been generally considered, that if they didn't do it, it just wasn't right. I think it was generally the high class society figures who started that many years ago and it just got passed over the generations
 
Belgar said:
There were tons of colors, I don't know what time period you are refering to and btw frog legs are good, prob 10x better than the crap ass food they serve at US fastfood.

A little interest in WW1 warfare you would know that all had names for the others, the germans were called Boches, old french for german. Frogs came from the British who either view the frogs that the french love to eat as disgusting or from the nasal sound of words in french language. Much like the french and british called the americans "yanks" much to the displeasure of southern soldiers, germans refered as "jerry" hence the name jerry can where the german used to keep gas.
Knowing the ties between french and british, the whole name calling probably goes back way before WW1.
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yeah we've kept a little ancestral grudge against the brits and vice versa :grin: i believe the first wars date back to Caesar asking the Gauls to help him invade Brittany (england).
wev'e got a grudge with the germans too apparently... and the spannish dotn appreciate us much either by the way. mmmh and the italians actually. i believe the algerians and Ivorians dont like us either. wait arent the french most detested by the flemmish too? oh shit we ARE hated by everyone indeed! :loco: lol

anyway was their a name the germans used for the french during these wars? cause we actually have 2 for them that i can think of, boches as you said, and "chleu". i'm not sure how you spell it or how old it is but its quite a well known name for 'em germans. anyway i got these old WW1 newspapers and each time they refer to germans (which means often! :p) they use the world Boche which is quite amusing considering how disrespectful that name is.
 
Celtik Militia said:
the critisism wasnt addressed to you even if ur american so you obviously feel concerned.. normal. but i thought you were a sortof punkish girly, and i also thought american punks were anti-american themselves ;)
but you have the same reaction as i do when someone critises your country and people so i guess you now understand my strong reaction to it.
i say more people hate americans, so you americans can only be simple minded to think that you can diss other people about how unloved they are, cause ur the most detested around.
notice that i said that i wasnt generalising about americans. i'm half american myself, so i know a lot of americans, hence i'm not concerned with only "one issue" concerning them. i just gave one example as to not write the story of my life.
america isnt just one place on the map, everyone in the world has to deal with them cause they're everywhere, and ur governments always screwed around with other country's business without thinking of the cultural differences they have.
i know lots of people all around dislike the french, which is the same for all nationalities which are disliked by all kinds of people. so its not like you were teaching me anything. i just dislike it when others critisise my country, we've already had so much critisism by your politicians who said the worst things ever about france or europe simply cause we were against the war. so thats enough for me thank you very much.
saying that french are snobs is the stupidest thing ever, those you saw must have been rich enough to pay their trips and vacations, so your point of view is based on the rich french you saw, who are of course a little snobbish, and thats the same for all other countries who see french tourists. a majority of french arent rich enough to travel that much so you're just talking about a minority. and paris being the most touristic place ever, of course we have this reputation, cause paris is a big city where people are always in a hurry, hence rude. tourists visiting paris then generalise on the french being rude cause all they see is paris. most french are proud, just like spanish people and italians, and thats cool, americans are proud too, but they just cant accept that other people can feel pride in their country so they instantly think : "awww what snobs".
in brittany, normandy, Bordeaux, auvergne..etc.. there are wonderful people, and i love them! <3 :p

PS: in a addition to being a nationalist anti-american, i'm in a bad mood, so sorry if i was harsh or something on my previous post
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Ok, its a little hard to express an idea on a message board, because I dont know you and you dont know me. Ill give you that if you do the same. anyhow---

Painting a country with the same brush is a stupid idea. It reminds me so much of the the postcolonization theory, that everywhere in europe is attached to the same hemegony. People are individuals, you will always have your devine and ugly no matter where you go. I only have one mantra when it comes to all of this: I dont care if your white black yellow or red, you respect me and Ill respect you back. I actually know a nice French lady, and I think shes rad. so as for the snobs, they are snobs and I dont really blame a whole country. Same goes for you, have you been to America? There are so many different people and places that I dont think you could properly judge us solely from the governmental cabinet. Im pretty sure Ian Stuart is rolling in his grave reading this, but face it not you cant say everyone here is a vegan, straight edge, chaos theorist.

Its nothing more than dichotomous humor.
 
Speaking of French people, I got a French guy deported from New Zealand a couple months ago, that was pretty sweet. It's a long story, but basically he was a thief, squatting in a nearby abandoned house, and stealing from people at my work late at night. So I lied in wait for him one night and got him on video stealing shit, called the cops, and showed them where the house was. Turns out he'd been arrested for shoplifting the week before, so they kicked him out of the country, it was awesome
 
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