Super-powers.

[Ihreil Junkenstein]

This is a Total rip-off of another thread from another board( I forget which) So don't get pissy about originality. It Aint.

If You could be Bitten by a radio active X what superpowers would you like to have?

I expect some weird and twisted responses because the old version only got about 3 replies and they were shit. Do better.

Going to go and try and think of something to have now.

 

[lizard]

hmmm. I would like to have:

immortality.
invincibility.
the ability to jump five or six times my own height, like a cat.

 

[Ihreil Junkenstein]

The ability to say the blindily obvious....And actually turn people blind.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

I'd be a wizard!!!!!

always walking
never talking
using his magic
and then harmonicas would start playing

 

[Ihreil Junkenstein]

Yeah!

 

[Ihreil Junkenstein]

New one- to be able to use the phrase "You could have someones eye out with that" And actually have the object in question stab the person in the eye.

 

[Chuut-Riit]

Telepathic and Telekinetic Powers, plus the body-mind-control of a Shaolin. Also a far better working brain and more wisdom.
NO ONE WILL BE SAFE OF ME HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

 

[metalized]

the power to undo all the evil and destruction that you guys would cause by your tremendous powers. lol

 

[metalized]

and as second choice, if the first is too much to ask, the ability to fly.

 

[TheDreamingMind]

Immortality
Godly guitar and drumming abilities
Super Speed
Super Enhanced Senses
Telepathy
Telekenesis
Invincability
A lot of muscle
The ability to cum for ten minutes straight
Super intelligence
Ability to learn the skills of others through touch

I'm sure there's more I havent thought of yet
I'm power greedy lol

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Invisibility (at my own will)
and the ability to play all instruments better than anyone else.

 

[Satananda]

Call me old-fashioned, but ever since I was a little kid, I've always wanted to be able to use the Dark Side of the Force. You can't go wrong! Mind control, telekinesis, long life, superior instincts, lightning bolts from your fingers...the Dark Side has it all!

Plus you get to wear black all the time and NOT look like a cliche metaltard.

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

Let's see...
Dave Lombardo's drumming skills, Peter Steele's wang, and the ability to clap my hands and change the music playing over any PA (such as that in a movie theater). Oh, and unlimited shapeshifting powers.

Yeah, I should just said "The power to get laid"...same thing.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

you would wish for another mans wang!!!????

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

Well, it's not like the one I've got now is doing me much good...I might have better luck with a bigger model.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

i hear you man.......I hear you

 

[Satananda]

and the ability to clap my hands and change the music playing over any PA (such as that in a movie theater).

Dude! I'm totally with you on this one. I'd love to be able to walk into a bar and change whatever bullshit is on the jukebox to something that's even remotely interesting. Like changing "Love Shack" to "Where Dead Angels Lie."

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

Seriously...I was at Pirates of the Carribean (which, apart from ghey-ass Disney humor and stupid too-happy ending, is really good) recently, and they were playing some shit like Jennifer Lopez or a clone...I wanted to point at the closest speaker, clap, and put on some Dark fucking Angel or something.

This city is guilty
The crime is life
The punishment's death
Darkness deSCEEEEEEEEEeeeeennndsss...

I fucking love that album. And this power could be very useful for switching to some romantic music when the mood is right...

I've got a one-track mind.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

DARKNESS DESCENDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[Lies and Perfidy]

Can you think of ANYTHING that would piss off more people yet still be so awesome to listen to?