The 2015 Christmas Shopping Thread

[Matt]

You're their step dad right?

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

pretty much

 

[Baroque]

Just ask her what she wants or needs. Ruins any surprise, but if you have no idea at all, you might as well.

She's one of those that says don't buy me anything

 

[End of Glory]

Whisky for my dad, and books for my mom. Now I only need something for my woman.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

wish my dad drank whisky. He doesnt really care about alcohol at all. My youngest brother is the same way.
Other brother is like me though. we enjoy it

 

[The Ozzman]

You're their step dad right?

'Krigloch, can you read me a bedtime story?'

 

[The Butt]

'Krigloch, can you read me a bedtime story?'

"This is the story of the level 19 Dwarf Wizard who shat his pants."

 

[The Ozzman]

"This is the story of the level 19 Dwarf Wizard who shat his pants."

Title: The Wizard of the White Castle

 

[Carpe Mortem]

For the nerd bitch in your life... Or the freaky gay dude:

http://bad-dragon.com/inventorytoys/showlist/all

Make sure you click on a few, because every dragon dick has its own back story for ultimate fantasizing. Gotta make sure THE PERSONALITY is a good fit too.

 

[Dak]

Wouldn't want to get plowed by a fire dragon when you're an ice queen/quean amirite? OR MAYBE YOU WOULD

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

I've got a D&D campaign for them. Just need to get it started.