O.K Here's the truth!!!!

"Dear Penthouse,"

Slipknot are tr00 said:
I met Katie in the summer of 2000, She was going into the 9th grade at the time. I used to coach baseball for our high school as a part time gig as I attended culinary classes at night. She really looked old for her age and was very mature. One day as I was teaching a young student the proper technique in throwing an off speed pitch she walked passed the field...
 
NinjaKitten said:
put your cramps behind you and laugh at this pirates balls.
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HAHAHAHAHA
 
heeheheheheheh thats a great pic ha?


Kaitlyn? where the fuck did u come up with that

my real name is Kati, and its pronounced as katy and its not short for anything


i dont own any metallica...i downloaded kill 'em all and that enough...megadeth..i gave away one album and i am left with peace sells that i never really listen to
 
BleedingNeonBlack said:
heeheheheheheh thats a great pic ha?


Kaitlyn? where the fuck did u come up with that

my real name is Kati, and its pronounced as katy and its not short for anything


i dont own any metallica...i downloaded kill 'em all and that enough...megadeth..i gave away one album and i am left with peace sells that i never really listen to

You can't call yourself a thrasher if you don't have megadeth's first 5 albums. tisk tisk tisk
 
Dude, countdown rules. PERFECT mix of thrash and rock. One of the best metal albums ever.
 
Meh, I don't dig it THAT much...it's in limbo between good thrash and good catchy hard rock. Some really good songs like the title track, "Sweating Bullets," and of course the godly "Ashes In Your Mouth," but "Symphony of Destruction" is the most overrated Megadeth song ever.

Still a pretty good album, but not mandatory.
 
We don't know if the Slipknot dude is telling the truth, we don't know if Kati/y/lyn is telling the truth ... and we never will. So just sit back to enjoy this amusing spectacle...


Vodka ... mmm, vodka ... and orange juice ... mmm, screwdrivers ....

mmm, inebriation....