The 5000 post extrvaganza

[spawn]

*Does a little dance, makes a little love, gets down tonight*

About 98 percent of my posts were on this board too. God, I must be annoying beyond the bounds of mortal men

Ive also used well over 15000 smilies going by a rough average of 3 per post.... Mark must absolutely hate me. I think he has an effigy of me that he kicks the crap out of everyday, just like Sydo

 

[phlogiston]

must....get....to....1000 *strain*

 

[Spiff]

Must... get... to... wait... can't... actually... remember... what... I... was... going... to... say...!

 

[Spiff]

But have a look at the other boards, Spawny - 200,000 posts on the Opeth board alone! Just be thankful you don't post there, otherwise you'd be up to 20,000 by now

 

[spawn]

Dammit I cant even spell right

 

[spawn]

The Opeth board is my Everest obviously

 

[Spiff]

What didn't you spell right?

Ah, extravaganza! You idiot!

 

[Spiff]

Keep chasing that rainbow, Spawny.

 

[spawn]

Leave Dio out of this

 

[Spiff]

Here's Spawny's first ever UM post!

http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=32#post32

 

[phlogiston]

Ahh, the memories.

 

[spawn]

And im still looking around....

 

[Joe Salami]

Originally posted by Spiff
Here's Spawny's first ever UM post!

http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=32#post32

If you look closely, my first post immediately follows Spawny.

Now - where have the rest of my 4820 posts gone?!?

 

[phlogiston]

Don't worry, Joe. My first 3 or 4 were BEFORE Spawny even woke up.

 

[Joe Salami]

Heh heh.....

 

[phlogiston]

And that's exactly how Spawny did it

 

[Joe Salami]

Yes.
Surely there should be some sort of regulating device, that actually makes you WORK for 5000 posts.

Or perhaps I'm just a grumpy old man...

 

[phlogiston]

(hey, I'm getting the hang of this!)

 

[Joe Salami]

Hmmm....me too!

 

[spawn]