The Abnormal Psychology Thread

[unknown]

Not sure if this meets the criteria, but can we discuss the inevitable lake of piss under the urinals in men's bathrooms? How difficult is it to get your piss in the giant ceramic maw in front of your dick? Just aim for christsake

 

[Zephyrus]

 

[SWAT]

Not sure if this meets the criteria, but can we discuss the inevitable lake of piss under the urinals in men's bathrooms? How difficult is it to get your piss in the giant ceramic maw in front of your dick? Just aim for christsake

That comes from when your done pissing, and there is still a little dribble coming from your peehole, not enough pressure to make it to the urinal, but enough to dribble out onto the floor.

This isn't something that anyone can help, it's just what happens when males use a stand up.

However if you have a solution I'm all ears.

 

[SWAT]

 

[Pagan Savior]

That comes from when your done pissing, and there is still a little dribble coming from your peehole, not enough pressure to make it to the urinal, but enough to dribble out onto the floor.

This isn't something that anyone can help, it's just what happens when males use a stand up.

However if you have a solution I'm all ears.

My solution also ties in with this thread - I never use the urinal to pee unless as a last resort. In the cubical you are free to dab that dribble away, which is both better for you and for the people who share your pissing space.

 

[unknown]

thank you, jeremy

 

[SWAT]

My solution also ties in with this thread - I never use the urinal to pee unless as a last resort. In the cubical you are free to dab that dribble away, which is both better for you and for the people who share your pissing space.

That's not a solution for using a stand up...

 

[HamburgerBoy]

That comes from when your done pissing, and there is still a little dribble coming from your peehole, not enough pressure to make it to the urinal, but enough to dribble out onto the floor.

This isn't something that anyone can help, it's just what happens when males use a stand up.

However if you have a solution I'm all ears.

The ceramic should stick out several inches from the wall. That gives you space to stick your feet under, and therefore position your penis over the ceramic. Also, have you never tried shaking it before putting it away? And a little dribble = a puddle? I have no fucking idea how adults have such difficulty with this.

What is this even supposed to represent? The 1% of retards that can't direct a stream of piss? Unless this is supposed to represent a scene where he held it in to the point it behaved like a firehose, or maybe the rare minority that can pee while erect, I don't see how this is funny.

 

[unknown]

the greatest thing I've seen recently was a metal grate above what looked like a drain underneath a urinal. No puddle of piss to stand in...

 

[SWAT]

The ceramic should stick out several inches from the wall. That gives you space to stick your feet under, and therefore position your penis over the ceramic. Also, have you never tried shaking it before putting it away? And a little dribble = a puddle? I have no fucking idea how adults have such difficulty with this.

I agree with you, but when shaking your ding dong, the piss that drops out doesn't always go in a 180 degree, vertical drop, straight to the ceramic, it can go at an angle and that angle might not always land in the ceramic. Just imagine shaking a wet pasta noodle, does the water drip straight down, or does it splay out?

FYI, I don't have much of a problem with pissing on the floor or anything, I'm explaining why it happens for some people.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Sure, but that's only a few drops max. Unless you're in Vegas on New Year's and the urinals at the casinos literally have 30 minute lines, there's no way that there's enough piss from shaking accumulating for whole puddles.

 

[Funerary_Doom]

I slept over a friends house last night and I went to use her bathroom and there was a shit stain like inside the toilet and no matter how many times I flushed it didn't go away. She didn't have a scrapper either. I seriously debated if I could hold peeing until I got home the next day. I was so grossed out. I could understand at a bar or hotel but your home??? I wished I had a dick so I didn't have to hover anywhere near that thing. -.-


So yeah gross toilets in people's house. No bueno. Maybe it's the Carribean in me but my room is not always the cleanest but kitchen and bathroom I don't play games with that that's how people get fucking sick.

 

[viewerfromnihil]

What is this even supposed to represent? The 1% of retards that can't direct a stream of piss? Unless this is supposed to represent a scene where he held it in to the point it behaved like a firehose, or maybe the rare minority that can pee while erect, I don't see how this is funny.

Larry is taking a medication that happens to cause unusually forceful urination. In that particular scene, Larry is peeing in another's home and a drop splashes of piss lands on a portrait of Jesus just below the eye. Larry leaves it there, and the family of the home believes that Jesus shed a tear and its a miracle.

 

[SentinelSlain]

I think bad hygiene is usually socially awkward and unpleasant rather than dangerous, there are exceptions, but it's usually in relation to venereal diseases. I think I'm much more likely to get a shitty flu from being on a subway in a capital city than I am from sitting on a toilet with a shit stain in the toilet bowl.

 

[The Ozzman]

I also do this. When I was a kid our house got burgled and I was the first one home. I discovered that the thief had got into the house through a window that I'd left slightly open. I have huge paranoia about being burgled. I leave lights and the radio on and double check every door before I go out.

Yeah I leave lights on too. Never been burglarized but yeah.

 

[mutantllama]

That comes from when your done pissing, and there is still a little dribble coming from your peehole, not enough pressure to make it to the urinal, but enough to dribble out onto the floor.

This isn't something that anyone can help, it's just what happens when males use a stand up.

However if you have a solution I'm all ears.

Solution? piss outside

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Who the fuck decided to change MY fucking title?

 

[unknown]

seems appropriate

 

[Serjeant Grumbles]

Who the fuck decided to change MY fucking title?

Serves you right for promoting ignorance.

 

[Summerian]