The all-time worst metal album according to you

[Lunar Still]

Uh...that makes no sense...and...I wish your parents knew where you were going to get your gay porno collection. They need parental controls.

So sorry, I've come to my senses and realized I want to be just like you when I grow up.

 

[Captain Beard]

I love how he complains us young people are "making metalheads look bad" and then he comes out with a middle school "gay" insult.

Hey you leave Lunar Still alone. This is a fight with the newbs.

 

[EricT]

Is he ready now with bitching around?!

"Stop, I HAVE A REAL FUCKIN PROBLEM WITH WHAT YOUR'RE DOING" is much superior.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

Hey you leave Lunar Still alone. This is a fight with the newbs.

But...I'm on his side.

 

[schenkadere]

I love how he complains us young people are "making metalheads look bad" and then he comes out with a middle school "gay" insult.

Ah...the gay insult comes from the more than obvious gay photo posted by the lad...no middle school humor there...only stating the obvious based on the photo from his collection.

 

[darkblade]

Why on earth would we want to be "metal brethren"? Have you seen the way the average metalhead acts?

yes, i work at a venue. the average metal head acts something like Max. i believe shenkedere is upset that shose "avreage metalhead bags are destroying what was once about music and a common interest, and turning it into aholier than thou attitude. there is no "you listen to met, i listen to metal- lets chat" anymore. there is only "you listen to that... they don't scream.... they must be GAY!!!!" and "you listen to that? they scream.... they must not have talent!!!" it's sickening that we all love the same sit enough to be here on the same forum and max choses to alienate someone who as numerous common interests.

 

[schenkadere]

So sorry, I've come to my senses and realized I want to be just like you when I grow up.

That wouldn't be a bad thing, junior.

 

[Captain Beard]

But...I'm on his side.

noted.

 

[EricT]

yes, i work at a venue.

Let me guess, your job is to "sniff out d-r-u-g-s?"

Edit: Fucking UM filters

 

[Jace_Mereel]

I'm only here to grow my postcock.

 

[Lunar Still]

That wouldn't be a bad thing, junior.

Okay, I'll start right now. Since Uli Jon Roth is in your sig, I'll assume that's who you are.

 

[schenkadere]

yes, i work at a venue. the average metal head acts something like Max. i believe shenkedere is upset that shose "avreage metalhead bags are destroying what was once about music and a common interest, and turning it into aholier than thou attitude. there is no "you listen to met, i listen to metal- lets chat" anymore. there is only "you listen to that... they don't scream.... they must be GAY!!!!" and "you listen to that? they scream.... they must not have talent!!!" it's sickening that we all love the same sit enough to be here on the same forum and max choses to alienate someone who as numerous common interests.

Being into metal used to be a badge you would proudly wear...now with the pissy little cunts(like these internet whores) who have taken the reins, it's an embarassment. I'm glad I'm passing the torch to my kids in the proper manner.

 

[Jace_Mereel]

Let me guess, your job is to "sniff out d-r-u-g-s?"

Edit: Fucking UM filters

You can't say drugs? Is Warrell still censored, too?

Edit: Guess not.

 

[darkblade]

no i book bands, supervise the events, as well as running the soundboard, lighting, and even working the admissions desk sometimes.

 

[Captain Beard]

I'm only here to grow my postcock.

Hearing you say this makes me feel like a proud father.

 

[EricT]

You can't say drugs? Is Warrell still censored, too?

Edit: Guess not.

Yeah, fucking spambots breaking my balls... hate having to reedit my posts because of a censored word.

 

[schenkadere]

Okay, I'll start right now. Since Uli Jon Roth is in your sig, I'll assume that's who you are.

oh...you're so witty...sorry...maybe you're 14 and haven't hit puberty yet...or you have a random pic of some kid from the internet...or you're just so stoked when your little brother tells you to fuck off that you had to show everyone. Better yet...maybe it's how your son says he love you.

And yah...I am Uli Jon Roth, douchebag.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

We've got a comedian on the board tonight.

 

[Reverand Joint Smoker]

Being into metal used to be a badge you would proudly wear...now with the pissy little cunts(like these internet whores) who have taken the reins, it's an embarassment. I'm glad I'm passing the torch to my kids in the proper manner.

You must realize boards such as these are filled with 15 y/o's mired in a cloud of pubecent angst. To argue with or even let them get under your skin is a moot battle.

 

[EricT]

The metal scene is still dandy if you choose to ignore the average fan and focus on the festivals and one off dates. The average kid doesn't attend these events, typically.