The all-time worst metal album according to you

[schenkadere]

I'm pretty sure you and darkblade are the reason why I don’t "wear my metal badge". All this "metal brethren" faggotry you speak of only reminds me of a time when I came out of a metal concert and saw two male, overweight 30-something year olds in leather hugging each other.
Also Max’s opinion is much more entertaining than anything you have to say… also he’s a fan of Ram-Zet, which makes you lose.

Just saying.

Maybe they were friends who haven't seen each othe in years...you see 30 seconds of their lives and assume so much...that shows your level of intellect and maturity.

I don't know who Max is and don't give a fuck.

 

[Captain Beard]

WhiteBeastOfWotan.

 

[Lunar Still]

worst metal album ever: pale white trash - rude, crude, & socialbly unacceptable

now, chill the testosterone.

The worst metal album doesn't exist yet...wait for Created To Kill from Kentucky to put out a CD.

 

[En Vind Av Sorg]

Aaaaaaaannnnd time to close the thread.

 

[DriftAlongLiquidSky]

Maybe they were friends who haven't seen each othe in years...you see 30 seconds of their lives and assume so much...that shows your level of intellect and maturity.

They were holding a quiet embrace, with their heads on each others shoulders. Caressing each other in the soft moonlight.

 

[Captain Beard]

They were holding a quiet embrace, with their heads on each others shoulders. Caressing each other in the soft moonlight.

Did Turbo Lover start playing?

 

[Lunar Still]

Aaaaaaaannnnd time to close the thread.

I think someone said "shit thread" pretty early on in this one, too.

 

[schenkadere]

They were holding a quiet embrace, with their heads on each others shoulders. Caressing each other in the soft moonlight.

Well then...you should choose your shows more wisely...stop hanging out by the glory hole. Your description shows a true appreciation for man-love.

 

[darkblade]

They were holding a quiet embrace, with their heads on each others shoulders. Caressing each other in the soft moonlight.

come on man, your image of hypermasculinity in metal is atually damaging the genre. you know, the only other genre to embrace a hypermasculine/ homophobic stance is hip hop/rap. and psychologists agree that it is born form fear of their own homosexuality.

honestly i'm not calling you gay, but don't be a homophobe and say that a brotherhood of metal is "gay". in the 70s/80s metal was something of scrutiny and fear. it brought those into it closer together. they all went through something together. it's like people who are oppressed always come out the other side stronger.

besides, rob halford is gay, and he invented metal.

 

[Lord Foul]

It is amazing and dismaying how you people manage to turn otherwise harmless threads into dramafests with such regularity.

 

[Captain Beard]

besides, rob halford is gay, and he invented metal.

Not really, he didn't. He was just part of a large pioneering group of bands.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

come on man, your image of hypermasculinity in metal is atually damaging the genre. you know, the only other genre to embrace a hypermasculine/ homophobic stance is hip hop/rap. and psychologists agree that it is born form fear of their own homosexuality.

honestly i'm not calling you gay, but don't be a homophobe and say that a brotherhood of metal is "gay". in the 70s/80s metal was something of scrutiny and fear. it brought those into it closer together. they all went through something together. it's like people who are oppressed always come out the other side stronger.

besides, rob halford is gay, and he invented metal.

Right. But I'm an elitist asshole, I listen to good metal. I'm not part of your brotherhood.

 

[schenkadere]

Really...learn a bit about the history before you make ridiculous accusations. Metal was formed before you little piss stains and will go on long after you start losing your hair and your ever more chubby wife is bitch slapping you daily.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

Thats a god damn lie and you know it. Metal was formed in the 90s.

 

[darkblade]

Not really, he didn't. He was just part of a large pioneering group of bands.

haha, i know that. your right. i was just saying that he was gay and part of the invention.

 

[EricT]

It is amazing and dismaying how you people manage to turn otherwise harmless threads into dramafests with such regularity.

It really is.

 

[Captain Beard]

Go write a magazine article about it, then. You're really not going to get anywhere with those who'd listen by acting like this is 1985 and pretending we're all your peers who'd prefer New wave.

 

[Lunar Still]

Thats a god damn lie and you know it. Metal was formed in the 90s.

 

[schenkadere]

Right. But I'm an elitist asshole, I listen to good metal. I'm not part of your brotherhood.

good metal...that's rich...what a ridiculous statement!

 

[Reverand Joint Smoker]