Men strike back! ! ! ! ! ! !
>
> How many men does it take to open a beer?
> None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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> Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
> Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will
probably
> never be able to support you.
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> Why do women have smaller feet than men?
> It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows
> them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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> How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
> When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."
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> How do you fix a woman's watch?
> You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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> Why do men fart more than women?
> Because women can't shut up long enough to
> build up the required pressure.
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> If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at
> the front door, who do you let in first?
> The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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> What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
> A woman who won't do what she's told.
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> I married a Miss Right.
> I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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> Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes
> a woman's sex drive by 90%.
> It's called a Wedding Cake.
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> Why do men die before their wives?
> They want to.
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> Women will never be equal to men until they can
> walk down the street with a bald head and a beer
> gut, and still think they are sexy.
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> In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
> Then God created Man and rested.
> Then God created Woman.
> Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
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>
> How many men does it take to open a beer?
> None. It should be opened when she brings it.
> -------------------------------------------------------------------
> Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
> Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will
probably
> never be able to support you.
> --------------------------------------------------------------------
> Why do women have smaller feet than men?
> It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows
> them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
> -------------------------------------------------------------------
> How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
> When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."
> -------------------------------------------------------------------
> How do you fix a woman's watch?
> You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
> -------------------------------------------------------------------
> Why do men fart more than women?
> Because women can't shut up long enough to
> build up the required pressure.
> -------------------------------------------------------------------
> If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at
> the front door, who do you let in first?
> The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
> -------------------------------------------------------------------
> What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
> A woman who won't do what she's told.
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> I married a Miss Right.
> I just didn't know her first name was Always.
> -------------------------------------------------------------------
> Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes
> a woman's sex drive by 90%.
> It's called a Wedding Cake.
> -------------------------------------------------------------------
> Why do men die before their wives?
> They want to.
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> Women will never be equal to men until they can
> walk down the street with a bald head and a beer
> gut, and still think they are sexy.
> -------------------------------------------------------------------
> In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
> Then God created Man and rested.
> Then God created Woman.
> Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
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