Foreplay Thread

[Demonspell]

Ouch! Damn it! Okay, which one of you brats bounced the Hacky Sack off the back of my head? Yeah, that's right, laugh it up. But look who got himself a new Hacky Sack. That's right, I'm keeping the Hacky Sack, too. Who's laughing now, you little smartasses?

What? You're gonna call the House Ethics Committee on me? You think the House Ethics Committee scares Tom DeLay? Go ahead and call them. I'll dial the phone number for you. I've got it on speed dial. That committee's come after me plenty of times before, and you know what happened? Nothing! While you're at it, call the Washington Post. Maybe they'll do a human-interest piece about the poor kids who lost a Frisbee and a Hacky Sack all in one day.

 

[JayKeeley]

Oh look, it's that amateur porn movie Crimson Velvet was in!

 

[Krilons Resa]

it's spring, and baby bunnies are bunnying and young love is frolicing about!

That right there had me laughing my ass off! Great pic! haha

 

[JayKeeley]

I never noticed this bit:

"WHY OHARMONY WORKS (hint: we don't allow Jews)"

 

[Crimson Velvet]

Oh look, it's that amateur porn movie Crimson Velvet was in!

Damn you, JayKeeley! I hoped my past wouldn't come back to haunt me!