The ANTI VALENTINES DAY thread

[Climb Thar Hill]

They delayed the operation to an unknown time? That sucks, man Hope everything ends up well though.

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

I think the doctor is fucking old jews in Florida right now. What an asshole.

seriously, what a racket doctors/surgeons have

the guy probably flew to FLA for a weekend of golf and to escape the storm, and what a shock! couldn't get back

*grumble*

@Mike: thanks dude

 

[Reign in Acai]

Doctors are shlubs. I hate going in to get checked out, only to be attended to for 15 secs.

"Here's your prescription for penicillin."

"But I don't have an infection, my arms broken."

 

[Auschwitz]

I got a rose for Valentines Day which makes me mega cool.

 

[Dick Sirloin]

Happy bday gugs. Hope the dad thing works out ok. My grandmother had angioplasty long time ago... they stick a balloon in your stuff and blow it up. Weird.

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

Yeah, that's what he said they had to do, to basically open a minor blockage in one of his arteries or something. Then they "weld" a stint (?), splint (?) in there to keep it open. Supposedly pretty simple stuff.

Thanks for the bday wishes.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

stint. my grandfather had two of these in the fall. They're pretty non-invasive. he was concious (by choice) the whole time because he wanted to watch. He fell asleep during hte second one though. And was mad!

But they didn't work so he had open heart surgery a week or 2 before my birthday.

 

[cthulufhtagn]

stint. my grandfather had two of these in the fall. They're pretty non-invasive. he was concious (by choice) the whole time because he wanted to watch. He fell asleep during hte second one though. And was mad!

haha, what a badass. also i hate to split hairs but angioplasty is most definitely an invasive procedure (as opposed to non-invasive, for example an EKG)

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

a week after his first angioplasty he was make to his brisk (i can barely keep up) 5 mile walk every morning.

 

[cthulufhtagn]

edit: not a sav?

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

no. What a stubborn perfectionist scotsman.

 

[Dick Sirloin]

You keep this love!
THING!
Love!
CHILD!
Love!
TOY!

You keep this love!
FIST!
Love!
SCAR!
Love!
BREAK!
You keep this love...




No! More! Head! Trip!

 

[MFJ]

Drugentine's Day starts with:

20mg of Hydrocodone

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

Schoolblowsentine's day starts with:
Novell Quiz!

Currently: Novell File Storage Management

next up...
Advanced Dialer Maps...

followed by: Midterm studying!

 

[cthulufhtagn]

how about

325mg acetaminophen
30mg pseudoephedrine

also known as generic sinus tabs

 

[lizard]

that reminds me, gotta take my vitamins.

 

[Dick Sirloin]

I just took Centrum "From A to Zinc" shitz.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

I take a generic multivitamin, as well as some other vitamins. But i'm taking them for a specific health reason.

 

[MFJ]

I should start taking vitamins...

 

[lizard]

I take a generic vitamin c every day, and a GNC Solotron, I can tell when I take them because it turns my urine a nice bright yellow.