A proper remake of LotR, includig all stuff they omitted from the movie, and with all dialogue etc. fixed to match the book (/fanboyism)
If you were in a "trv3, kvlt and fvking n3cr0 n0rrsk Ærsk blæckk metal" black metal band, what would your stage-name be? (for those wannabe-Satanist numbnuts all have stage-names)