The Chess Thread

Wtf?! I didn't invite him to a threesome or to my bed. If you guys want to do threesomes, go ahead, but don't include me. I don't do chinese guys. ;)

And you, you evil horrible filthy thing *points at Ivana*, you just wait and see... I'll have your head for this! :devil:

UC - 6
01. e2-e4 e7-e6
02. f1-d3 d7-d5
03. b2-b3 g8-f6
04. c1-b2 d5xe4
05. d3-c4 f8-c5
06. g1-e2 o-o
07. e2-g3 a7-a6
08. o-o b7-b5
09. c4-e2


Edit: 6: What's a "Trisome"? A threesome with Tritonus as one of the members? :D
 
UC - 6
01. e2-e4 e7-e6
02. f1-d3 d7-d5
03. b2-b3 g8-f6
04. c1-b2 d5xe4
05. d3-c4 f8-c5
06. g1-e2 o-o
07. e2-g3 a7-a6
08. o-o b7-b5
09. c4-e2 c5-d4


Meh, I don't want her. This is what staying up do to you. I gotta avoid big words now.
 
UC - 6
01. e2-e4 e7-e6
02. f1-d3 d7-d5
03. b2-b3 g8-f6
04. c1-b2 d5xe4
05. d3-c4 f8-c5
06. g1-e2 o-o
07. e2-g3 a7-a6
08. o-o b7-b5
09. c4-e2 c5-d4
10. c2-c3 d4-e5
11. f2-f4 e5-d6


Screwed up you pawn formation. XD
 
UC - 6
01. e2-e4 e7-e6
02. f1-d3 d7-d5
03. b2-b3 g8-f6
04. c1-b2 d5xe4
05. d3-c4 f8-c5
06. g1-e2 o-o
07. e2-g3 a7-a6
08. o-o b7-b5
09. c4-e2 c5-d4
10. c2-c3 d4-e5
11. f2-f4 e5-d6
12. d1-c2


Eh, i don't really mind (for the moment).
 
UC - 6
01. e2-e4 e7-e6
02. f1-d3 d7-d5
03. b2-b3 g8-f6
04. c1-b2 d5xe4
05. d3-c4 f8-c5
06. g1-e2 o-o
07. e2-g3 a7-a6
08. o-o b7-b5
09. c4-e2 c5-d4
10. c2-c3 d4-e5
11. f2-f4 e5-d6
12. d1-c2 d6-c5+


And we're back to square one, but this time, with a twist.
 
UC - 6
01. e2-e4 e7-e6
02. f1-d3 d7-d5
03. b2-b3 g8-f6
04. c1-b2 d5xe4
05. d3-c4 f8-c5
06. g1-e2 o-o
07. e2-g3 a7-a6
08. o-o b7-b5
09. c4-e2 c5-d4
10. c2-c3 d4-e5
11. f2-f4 e5-d6
12. d1-c2 d6-c5+
13. g1-h1 c8-b7