There once was a man from Darjeeling
Whose testes had lost all feeling
So it came as a surprise when between his thighs
His skin had begun to start peeling
And who would have guessed after long
The man lost feeling in his schlong
Lo and behold when the nights grew cold
Frostbite had eaten his dong
The moral of the story is this
One that mankind shouldn't miss
Don't be a flub and use Vapo-Rub
on your cock before you piss
Whose testes had lost all feeling
So it came as a surprise when between his thighs
His skin had begun to start peeling
And who would have guessed after long
The man lost feeling in his schlong
Lo and behold when the nights grew cold
Frostbite had eaten his dong
The moral of the story is this
One that mankind shouldn't miss
Don't be a flub and use Vapo-Rub
on your cock before you piss
