The Gayest Metal-Band Ever...

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

I have that issue, I agree, HIM is the gayest metal band ever to walk to earth, and marilin manson being a close second

As if it were really necessary, here's further proof that H.I.M. is gay:
http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/blabbermouth.net/news.aspx?mode=Article&newsitemID=43358
They have fucking cirlce jerks!!! uke: uke:

 

[Teh Grimace]

the world was definately not in dire need of further proof of HIM's faggotry.

edit: hence "as if it was", i know, but i wanted to say "faggotry".

 

[Mythos Inibri]

Japanese drag metal. That's scary.

 

[Soulcollector]

Cradle Of Shit
Children Of Bodom
HIM
In Flames
Rhapsody

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

Cradle Of Shit
Children Of Boredom
HE-SHE
Flaming Gay
RectalRhapsody

There, I made parodies of the other band names for you.

 

[Teh Grimace]

they should be called Rectal Rhapsody... couldn't be any gayer than calling themselves "hollywood metal".

 

[Carcassian]

There, I made parodies of the other band names for you.

I think you'll find the accepted piss-take of COB is Children of Bottom, rather than Boredom mate.

 

[Mythos Inibri]

or cob like a corn-cob up thee 'ol poop-chute!

 

[skeptik]

Actually Children Of Boredom is the universally accepted spoof on the name. In fact there's a band of that name.

 

[SentinelSlain]

visual kei isn't metal at all so it's kind of irrelevant

Shall I be a complete and utter wanker and bump this shit just to say that X Japan are both part of the visual kei movement and a metal band.

 

[ArneZ]

add random black metal band *here*

We have a winner.

 

[Destructo_Pat]

Poison. Don't act like you didn't see that coming.

 

[Slayed Necros]

good one man 10/10

 

[CF87]

Why do people have to bump threads. You're an Asshole.

 

[Belligerent]

Fo realz. No point of this.

 

[metal_wrath]

Judas Priest.

Some of the gayest people I have seen are priests, incidentally.

edit: I think one of the band members is gay, as well.

 

[waif]

When did HIM become metal? Really confused about that one.

 

[Ryuuzaki]

When did HIM become metal? Really confused about that one.

They're not. But they think that they are.

 

[waif]

Irrelevant. Also, they're clearly not gay. Every single song is designed to get maximum pussy. It's like people saying glam bands were gay; they were extremely hetero ever and got ridiculous amounts of ass; they simply adopted an aesthetic that would be appealing to females rather than males.

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

I have no Idea Why you guys think HF and Manowar are gay ?.......

But I for sure know that Malice Mizer is the fucking gayest Metal band of all friggin time !

*NOTE ALL OF THESE ARE MEN!*

^They still look more macho than anyone in Marilyn Manson.

Nnnnnnnnnnnnnot quite.

^Ooooooooooooookay?

sorry, but take another look at those guys. Seriously. WTF.

Holy shit, I almost forgot who Marilyn Manson was.