The Gayest Metal-Band Ever...

[Nag]

I maintain that the drummer of HIM stated in an interview with Terroriser (or Decibel, can't remember which) magazine that they classify themselves as "love metal". As far as I can tell, that's the gayest thing I've ever heard.

Man I laughed for about 5 minutes because of that.

 

[Miss*Li]

Definitly HIM is the most gay band ever... ahahahaah!
(metal???????....)

 

[ohiogrinder]

Children Of Bodom

 

[fin_katla]

Manowar. And frankly all power metal shit like Rhapsody

 

[petehis kahn]

All bands I hate are gay and all bands I like are not gay.

See how easy it is people in a thread as retarded as this.

 

[SacredReich]

Man I laughed for about 5 minutes because of that.

hehe I had no idea whether he was being serious or not...I had to read it a few times. But apparently he's into extreme metal...but plays drums for a 'love metal' band?!

 

[BlackSeedsOnVirginSoil]

Kay guys.
I like this thread, cause I like thrashing bands.
Look, I'd say KoRn or Slipknot, or even metallica ATM.
BUT.
You can't fucking consider that metal.
It's shit.
However.
CoF and CoB can still be considered metal.
Thus, my answer.
ALSO.
Six Feet Under is fucking shit.
And CC when Chris Barnes was in it.
I fucking hate his vocals.
And I hate his lyrics.
They're talentless, empty.
Gory yes, but at least prove you learned to read and write in elementary.
'I ripped her cunt and fucked her with a knife' or something.
I can't remember.
Don' hate me for not liking them, please.
I still like good metal :]
I love you guys <3
Unless you like Chris Barnes, he sucks COCK.
And so does Danie Filth and Alexi Gayhoe.
WEEE I'm a rapper now.
Call me 'T-Bone'

 

[BlackSeedsOnVirginSoil]

And if we're NOT talking about metal.
I say;
All of rap, R&B, soft rock, Nu Metal, Metalcore, Peniscore [anything with core in it ], and Scene, and EMO [DIE k]

 

[Lakrits Fresh]

I have no Idea Why you guys think HF and Manowar are gay ?.......

But I for sure know that Malice Mizer is the fucking gayest Metal band of all friggin time !

*NOTE ALL OF THESE ARE MEN!*

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

^They still look more macho than anyone in Marilyn Manson.

 

[SacredReich]

^They still look more macho than anyone in Marilyn Manson.

Nnnnnnnnnnnnnot quite.

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

^Ooooooooooooookay?

 

[SacredReich]

sorry, but take another look at those guys. Seriously. WTF.

 

[Perdition's Light]

yeah, i don't think there's really any topping those pictures. you could have told me they were women and I would have believed you.

 

[Wires & Waves]

visual kei isn't metal at all so it's kind of irrelevant

 

[Agentdark]

I maintain that the drummer of HIM stated in an interview with Terroriser (or Decibel, can't remember which) magazine that they classify themselves as "love metal". As far as I can tell, that's the gayest thing I've ever heard.

I have that issue, I agree, HIM is the gayest metal band ever to walk to earth, and marilin manson being a close second

 

[Mythos Inibri]

i would have thought a few of them to be cute if i didn't know they were men.
damn those guys look better than alot of real women..HAHAAA

 

[Thorns On My Grave]

Manowar

 

[DeviousDVO]

*NOTE ALL OF THESE ARE MEN!*

They win.

 

[KMADD]

Japanese drag metal. That's scary.