My ego has become too big for IRC. This thread is for those that know me to talk about why I'm so great. If you don't know me, just assume I am more arrogant and far, far more elitist than you.
Ron Jeremy. As far as I know, he doesn't use pseudonyms. But I'm not a porn scholar. I just know that a randomly picked porn film has a high probability of starring either Ron Jeremy or Peter North(under various aliases).
What rolls down stairs alone or in pairs
Rolls over your neighbor's dog?
What's great for a snack and fits on your back?
It's Log, Log, Log!
It's Log, Log, it's big, it's heavy, it's wood.
It's Log, Log, it's better than bad, it's good!
Everyone wants a log! You're gonna love it, Log!
Come on and get your log! Everyone needs a Log!