The Glenn appreciation thread

[Malergion]

My ego has become too big for IRC. This thread is for those that know me to talk about why I'm so great. If you don't know me, just assume I am more arrogant and far, far more elitist than you.

Because I am.

 

[Captain Beard]

*claps*

 

[Malergion]

I don't think clapping is enough for me.
I want more.

 

[Anvil]

*Hails and Bows*

 

[Malergion]

Adequate. For now.

 

[Anvil]

...fuck this, get down on your knees bitch, you owe me a suckin'!

 

[Captain Beard]

The lord loves a hangin', thats why he gave us necks!

 

[Will Bozarth]

rawkage

 

[Malergion]

You silly ass. He gave us necks for deep-throat fellatio.

 

[Captain Beard]

Ron Jeremy anyone?

 

[Malergion]

I downloaded a porn movie a few days ago in Spanish that was a spoof of "Bram Stoker's Dracula" He was in it.

 

[Captain Beard]

What was his sex name?

 

[Malergion]

Ron Jeremy. As far as I know, he doesn't use pseudonyms. But I'm not a porn scholar. I just know that a randomly picked porn film has a high probability of starring either Ron Jeremy or Peter North(under various aliases).

Peter North is Canadian by the way.

 

[Will Bozarth]

makes sense

 

[Malergion]

Because, my dear William, in Canada, everyone has giant logs.

 

[Anvil]

^ Very true.

 

[Captain Beard]

I meant his character's name.

As for logs....

What rolls down stairs alone or in pairs
Rolls over your neighbor's dog?
What's great for a snack and fits on your back?
It's Log, Log, Log!

It's Log, Log, it's big, it's heavy, it's wood.
It's Log, Log, it's better than bad, it's good!
Everyone wants a log! You're gonna love it, Log!
Come on and get your log! Everyone needs a Log!

 

[Malergion]

+15 charisma for the well placed Ren & Stimpy reference.

 

[Captain Beard]

Well the guy is CANADIAN. I figured, you know, it was obvious.

 

[Malergion]

Funny. I always just assumed he was Mormon.