B, especially after having diarrhea. Chronic diarrhea makes your asshole burn like no other so i must be able to get at the toilet paper with ease in order to relieve the burning sensation of my asshole.
Pretty much my situation for the last four days. I think I went to the toilet about 40 times yesterday. Finally passed something resembling semi-solid matter today, woohoo!
Why the fuck would you have the end of the roll hanging toward the wall? Then you have to reach all the way around the roll to get to it instead of having a direct path, not to mention if you tear it off too close then you might not even be able to see where the end is next time you use it.
The people who vote A are the same ones who don't have enough sense to take an umbrella outside with them when it's pouring rain. Then when they get back inside they leave their shoes in the hallway and trip over them at night when they're going to the bathroom, but keep leaving their shoes in the same place day after day without ever connecting the fucking dots between leaving your shoes in the hallway and tripping the fuck over them in the dark. These are the same fucking people who drive out into the middle of a busy intersection when the other end is blocked up with cars, and then when the light turns red they're the ones sitting out in the middle of the goddamn road so no one can fucking get across in the parallel lanes. Fucking idiots need to be helicoptered off to an island in the Pacific and have a nuke dropped on all of them just so the rest of us with functional brains don't have to deal with DIPSHITS WHO FUCK UP OUR GODDAMN TOILET PAPER ROLLS AND INTERSECTIONS