i closed the car door on my drunk ass thumb last night. literally closed. i was standing there going "plz unlock the door dude, plz, owww, hurry..."
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i stubbed my toe to the point of bleeding. twice.
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i was walking with my bass and i stepped on the strap with one foot, it bounced back at me, the other foot cracked against the bottom straplock, and now i have a dime-sized gash in my ankle and it FUCKING HURTS...
yay beer.