The kill you game

[kerrys wear boots]

yummy


eviscerated by said throbbing horse cock.

 

[maiden1]

As I like magic tricks I would saw you in two.......no box unless you have one, it would help......

I would tie you to two trees, but upside down, legs apart then with my handy wood saw I would saw you in two...no returns thus being dead.......uke:

 

[kerrys wear boots]

i just failed a midterm exam about jesus, so im feeling inspired. crucifixion!!!

 

[maiden1]

CRUCIFIXION: yes.. ON THE LEFT, ONE CROSS EACH....

 

[kerrys wear boots]

yeeees


i drink you under the table

and thus to deatgh

 

[maiden1]

I'm your spirit, I'm your poison, goodnight my sweetheart, sleep now.....................................

 

[Socrates]

I'd do it Sin City stylee

Give you drugs to keep you awake, cut off your arms and legs, and let loose the dogs (of war)

 

[maiden1]

plesure, pain, death,


PLESURE: imagin being seduced by a drop dead gorgeous babe whilst being tied to her bed.........:Smokedev:

PAIN: whilst she is sucking on the end of your knob she BITES THE FCKER OFF....she wasn't happy with the size of your knob so she TAKES ANOTHER FCKIN BITE.....THUS LEADING TO MORE FCKIN PAIN, BLOOD IS PISSING OUT.....

DEATH: whilst your bleeding she grabs the vac/cleaner straps it to wots left of your c**k, puts the vac/cleaner on high turns it on, thus sucking all the blood out of your body, which leads to your DEATH......:zombie:



"SAW" IIII...........maybe...

 

[kerrys wear boots]

ok lorena bobbitt...


you get impaled with a guards nightstick in prison.

 

[Socrates]

you get impaled with a guards nightstick in prison.

Well prisoners get impaled on a certain guards nightstick anyway

 

[maiden1]

Kerry knows that.....

 

[zoidberg]

invite over for a bear,and slip them a mickey.then, chain up well in an abbandoned barn.then, once awake, cut open torse and break off ribs, and let the insects eat alive.

 

[kerrys wear boots]

deadly foursome with you, me, maiden and a prison guard



yummy

 

[maiden1]

can i bring my own night stick it glows in the dark, at least you know ill be coming...........

 

[Socrates]

at least you know ill be coming...........

That and the blue balls.

Badumbumtssssssssch.

 

[kerrys wear boots]

 

[Cuiden-A-Los-Ninos]

^ im getting bored of killing you. So i let you suffer it all, and one day, when youre an old lady, you get paranoid about the world and put intruder bars on your windows and doors, being as senile as you are, you leave the stove on over night and set your house on fire. The fire fighters were unable to get through the prison like bars on your window in time to save your life. you die at 71.

 

[chris-o-fer]

^ I too, am bored with killing you. Lets both go have a beer.

 

[maiden1]

...And you end up in the pub with no beer, so you kill each other anyway.........."Kill me Kill you, oh yeah says who"....

 

[Mythos Inibri]

puncture repeatedly with screwdriver in the back