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TheTechnogoat
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Hylian said:Give the guy a break, he's only american.
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Cat5Messiah
Violator of Sheep
KillerGon
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RIGOR MORTIS: POSTHUMOUS MUSCULAR RIGIDITY
The tepid carcass examinately reclines on my table
Its peculiar muscular activity, rigor mortis, works in my favor
Determining PMI through rigid, bone-cracking means
Postmortem rigidity occurs through the depletion of ATP.
Adenosine triphosphate is required for muscle relaxation
But metabolic activity continues after death and creates a reaction
Lactid acid is spent and exhausts the store of glycogen
Muscles go hard from the abnormal links between actin and myosin.
This maturating stiff.
Becomes quite stiff.
Positioning the corpse can be quite a Herculean task
As I bend the crepitating unmalleable limbs with revolting cracks
Obstinate appendages stubbornly give way under my dragoon efforts
My aching muscles are overtaxed and pushed well passed discomfort.
.Paralytic legs, unflexing arms.
.Carrion with all its frozen charm.
.Unmoving torso, intractable neck.
.Deplorable corpse a total wreck.
Between 2 and 12 hours is the solidifying time required
For abductors and adductors to become unyieldingly mired
It will take a day for outstretched extremities to acquiesce
Finally amenable to my adroit limb-wrenching finesse.
The lampooning hu-mannequin's muscle proteins are devoured
As the taciturn body achieves maximal rigor in 12 hours
12 hours more and the muscular fiber grudgingly give way
When the proteolytic enzymes in the lysosomes of muscle cells escape.
.Corpse piquantly olid.
.Now maceratedly flaccid.
Barring rare cadaveric spasms, a PMI timeline can be mapped
Factor in environmental variables and the effects they can have
Ripening malodorous remains can speak from the grave
And tell us their time of death by how their muscles behave.
.Paralytic legs, unflexing arms.
.Carrion with all its frozen charm.
.Unmoving torso, intractable neck.
.Deplorable corpse a total wreck.
The tepid carcass examinately reclines on my table
Its peculiar muscular activity, rigor mortis, works in my favor
Determining PMI through rigid, bone-cracking means
Postmortem rigidity occurs through the depletion of ATP.
Adenosine triphosphate is required for muscle relaxation
But metabolic activity continues after death and creates a reaction
Lactid acid is spent and exhausts the store of glycogen
Muscles go hard from the abnormal links between actin and myosin.
This maturating stiff.
Becomes quite stiff.
Positioning the corpse can be quite a Herculean task
As I bend the crepitating unmalleable limbs with revolting cracks
Obstinate appendages stubbornly give way under my dragoon efforts
My aching muscles are overtaxed and pushed well passed discomfort.
.Paralytic legs, unflexing arms.
.Carrion with all its frozen charm.
.Unmoving torso, intractable neck.
.Deplorable corpse a total wreck.
Between 2 and 12 hours is the solidifying time required
For abductors and adductors to become unyieldingly mired
It will take a day for outstretched extremities to acquiesce
Finally amenable to my adroit limb-wrenching finesse.
The lampooning hu-mannequin's muscle proteins are devoured
As the taciturn body achieves maximal rigor in 12 hours
12 hours more and the muscular fiber grudgingly give way
When the proteolytic enzymes in the lysosomes of muscle cells escape.
.Corpse piquantly olid.
.Now maceratedly flaccid.
Barring rare cadaveric spasms, a PMI timeline can be mapped
Factor in environmental variables and the effects they can have
Ripening malodorous remains can speak from the grave
And tell us their time of death by how their muscles behave.
.Paralytic legs, unflexing arms.
.Carrion with all its frozen charm.
.Unmoving torso, intractable neck.
.Deplorable corpse a total wreck.
Heavenscent
FUCKIN' YAAAAAARRRRRRRRR!
Cat5Messiah
Violator of Sheep
Leandro
¬¬
EagleFlyFree
crack you like an acorn
adding a speck of camo pants to a landscape filled with cute animal ears and puffy fur? a honorable mission by any account.
Cat5Messiah
Violator of Sheep
Hylian said:
As gay as that might sound to some people, that's the truth.
And not all of those pics were taken at Disneyworld, some were taken at the Orlando Airport.
i second that asBloodyScalpel said:
and
why
would
you
want
to
take
a
picture
with
a
GIANT SQUIRREL???!!!
Raistlin Majere said:
Because my nephew wanted to! Although he might seem not to in the pic, he actually got scared when he saw him up close. You people don't like kids very much do you?
And no that's not my son, having a baby at 18 is not a good idea for me.
If you haven't been to DisneyWorld then you can't really comment much IMO if you've been and didn't like it, then you can say so here.
kids are weird. firstly wanting to take a pic with a giant squirrel then gets scared. im not too fond of them
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