I see a picture featuring my cousin today, their badminton team throwing the coach in the air after some winning contest. So I txt him saying "Master Matthias (the coach) having fun, ehh? The picture's really nice, we like it." So comes the reply "What picture, where? Reply to this number, Petra Reka." So I think he's with some girl (Petra Reka) and she has cheap sms-ing, so that's why he replies from her mobile, so I reply: "Todays local paper, Gabi (my brother) noticed it." So he replies: "But what picture exactly wheeere? Reply quick, on internet." I start to feel weird, nevertheless I sign on MSN so that I can reply him there, but he's not on. So I txt: "HBM Naplo, page 10, sports section, someone's apparently enjoying touching Master Matthias's butts". So he replies, "But WHAT CAN BE SEEN, like tits or arse, what?" At this point I realize there's something wrong, and my sister comes home and tells me I have the old number of my cousin, it's not even the same company. Meanwhile, another message comes: "Come on, reply, reply pleeease, it's really important for me what's in the picture."
So I wasted four sms's on some amateur porn newbie.