the never ending story

A mysterious man, named: "the mysterious man", followed Hasselhoff.
Hasselhoff heard something, turned around to see if there was anything.
Only thing he saw was a small cow, running in circles. Hasselhoff was hungry,
so he decided to run over to Super Marios house.
Super Mario had prepeared a *beep* (<- ultra secret pie recepie, an austrich pie to be precise.)
Hasselhoff put the fork in the pie wich suddenly...
:guh:
 
and it ended, ironic... damn, it worked in another forum and turned out to be pretty funny at times...
anyway i will try to continue...

....turned into a leper turtle vomiting a lighter than air substance into hasselhofs upper naustral, super mario ran away and yelled "here, have this umbrella, it will help you in the journey towards something!" hasselhof laughed a bit and said carefully "scissors"... suddently manowars bass player ran in through the roof and devoured hasselhofs forhead for awhile, until...
 
The Never Ending Story is my all time favorite movie :)
...and was the first book I've read as a little girl.

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yes. I'm a thread kidnapper.
 
.....untill the mean dark tranquillity beings aproached, and made an end of hasselhofs suffering...by being just very tranquill !!
then they were of chasing lionesses to dinner...

edit: for spelling like a retard
 
...warm, gooey, soft chocolate chip cookies. You know, the kind that melt all over your hands and face and you need a shower after you wash them? Except wyverns very rarely shower, and David Hasselhoff was completely over come by their exceptionally rancid BO. As a self-defense measure, he snatched one of the wyvern's party hats so he could fashion...