So I have an interesting story to tell. This is the type of thing that seems to only happen to me for some reason or another.
I've been doing a lot of physical labor at my Grandfather's house lately (painting his garage, land scaping, repairing gutters,etc) and it has taken its toll on my back. So I decided to look into getting a massage, mind you I havent gotten one ever, and start calling around. Every place I call is asking $100, 125, 90 for an hour massage, but then I stumble onto one place that is offering a one hour deep-tissue massage for $65. Score, I'm saving myself some money. I get to the place and see nothing but a furniture store, but as I venture in I discover it is sort of a small shopping mall with the massage place in the back. I walk in and it looks legit enough: women in the waiting area, clean, pleasent music so I decide to stay. They make me take a shower then it's massage time. I'm laying there and this Russian women walks in, asks me how I'm doing and what type of massage I would like. The massage gets underway and it's really light barely any pressure at all and every time I ask her to put more on she doesn't. At about the 50 minute mark she tells me to flip over so she could rub my chest; I do and out of no where she reaches down at starts stroking my penis saying, ' happy ending only $60 more,' I was mortified and said no and promptly left.
The reason that I say this type of thing only happens to me is b/c I'm the only guy I know that walks into a well diguised 'rub n' tug' looking for a legit massage and ending up with the house special.
