The Official UM Confessional

[panzerfaust666]

lately, I have been much less in to Metal than I was before. Right now I listen to more non-metal than anything else really. Stuff like Floyd, Yes, genesis, Zeppelin, etc etc

Im positive that ive merely over listened it though.It will come back.

 

[The Heartbreak Kid]

A guilty pleasure is liking something like Huey Lewis, not Lacuna Coil

Nah, cos Huey is the fucking Don

 

[The Ozzman]

Nah, cos Huey is the fucking Don

IT'S HIP TO BE SQUARE!

 

[rms]

do you want people to know and praise you for liking some band you like because you saw American Psycho? you bring it up so often, congratufuckinglations!

 

[The Ozzman]

do you want people to know and praise you for liking some band you like because you saw American Psycho? you bring it up so often, congratufuckinglations!

I liked the band before I saw American Psycho, you goddamned faggot.

I was listening to him before you were even born

 

[The Heartbreak Kid]

I didnt even have a clue Huey Lewis was in American Psycho. Besides Ive only seen it once.

 

[The Ozzman]

Hip to be Square was in it

 

[CF87]

I liked the band before I saw American Psycho, you goddamned faggot.

I was listening to him before you were even born

Yeah faggot. And besides he's a gaylord and you're gonna suck later because you're his bitch.

 

[CF87]

(I have a crush on you grimmy and hope you feel the same way I do)

Oh grimmy, you're so fine,
You're so fine you blow my mind
Hey grimmy!, Hey grimmy!

Oh grimmy, you're so fine,
You're so fine you blow my mind
Hey grimmy! Hey grimmy!

Oh grimmy, you're so fine,

Hey grimmy!!!

You've been around all night,
And that's a little long
You think you've got the right,
But I think you've got it wrong.
Why can't you say 'sex me' all night long
Please grimmy!

Cuz when you say you will,
It always means you won't.
You're givin' me sex appeal,
hottie please, hottie sex me
Every night
Don't leave me all alone, grimmy!

Oh grimmy, what a pity,
You don't understand!
You make me so horny even when on you're period

Oh grimmy, you're so sexy
Why can't you understand?
It's chicks like you, grimmy!
Oh, what you do, grimmy
Do, grimmy,
Don't break my heart and sex me, grimmy!

 

[waif]

I hate Lacuna Coil and what they stand for ideologically.

What do they stand for ideologically?

(I have a crush on you grimmy and hope you feel the same way I do)

Oh grimmy, you're so fine,
You're so fine you blow my mind
Hey grimmy!, Hey grimmy!

Oh grimmy, you're so fine,
You're so fine you blow my mind
Hey grimmy! Hey grimmy!

Oh grimmy, you're so fine,

Hey grimmy!!!

You've been around all night,
And that's a little long
You think you've got the right,
But I think you've got it wrong.
Why can't you say 'sex me' all night long
Please grimmy!

Cuz when you say you will,
It always means you won't.
You're givin' me sex appeal,
hottie please, hottie sex me
Every night
Don't leave me all alone, grimmy!

Oh grimmy, what a pity,
You don't understand!
You make me so horny even when on you're period

Oh grimmy, you're so sexy
Why can't you understand?
It's chicks like you, grimmy!
Oh, what you do, grimmy
Do, grimmy,
Don't break my heart and sex me, grimmy!

ROFLMAOFUCK
This thread should be stickied just so this will never be lost.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

wtf

I like H.L. and the news

 

[whiskey funeral]

Lacuna Coil is pretty gay. That's all I have to say about that.

 

[FerretallicA]

I've had itchy balls since Friday.

 

[Astrum]

I listen to way too much hardcore, deathcore, and metalcore, to be honest.

And when I have nothing to do I go to hardcore shows.

There, I said it.

But I will always be first and foremost a metal fan, my metal albums will always be stacked higher and more visible than my -core albums, and I always take pleasure in showing a deathcore fan what real death metal is.

 

[Killbot]

You know what's stupid? How hardcore can refer to both an extreme style of punk and an extreme style of dance music.
someone should sort that out.

 

[The Heartbreak Kid]

Oh grimmy, what a pity,
You don't understand!
You make me so horny even when on you're period

Amazing.

 

[Zephyrus]

I still like The Kovenant.

 

[Eligos]

I think there's a lot of great non-metal music. I enjoy a lot of gospel and funk basslines, the prior of which I am ashamed because I oppose Christianity to no end.

 

[Winter.]

I'd bury my tongue in Cristina's asshole(while she is in the doggy position)

She's completely overrated imo.

 

[waif]

Confession time: I should be studying more for a history test right now.

I'd bury my tongue in Cristina's asshole(while she is in the doggy position)

I would actually just put my dick in her, but maybe that's just me. She's attractive, yes, but nothing really amazing.

You know what's stupid? How hardcore can refer to both an extreme style of punk and an extreme style of dance music.
someone should sort that out.

Also, when you say something is hardcore it can refer to the intensity/brutality of the music; "hardcore death metal" can just mean really fucking heavy death metal.