The Official UM Confessional

[zabu of nΩd]

300

Was that a flat fee, or was there an hourly rate?

 

[Alter]

I banged this SMOKIN' HOT high dollar escort about 10 days ago. It was the bomb. I've been having problems with my ex kinda floating around. The next time I talk to her I'm a telling her I fucked a hot ass escort last week I'm not trying to get back at her & she won't care or anything, I'm just going to tell her so she knows something about me she didn't know.

You are truly a fucking loser and a dick.

 

[cookiecutter]

I don't own most of the classics of any genre. I just tend to prefer the newer stuff.

Besides that I am perfect

 

[Vitor]

Schizoid Personality Disorder?

hummmm... i guess i have it too

 

[ohiogrinder]

jeez

as soon as someone talks about picking up girls, you turn on them and make Dave references. are you guys gay or something?

god, the nerve of some people...

 

[Skepticism]

I dont listen to thrash metal.

 

[The Ozzman]

I don't own any Unleashed
I only own two grindcore albums, both being Napalm Death records

 

[ohiogrinder]

I'll take your "I don't listen to thrash" and raise you an "I don't listen to power metal"

 

[False Joe]

I take your "I don't listen to power metal" and raise you "I fucking hate power metal and it's twiddly ass attempt at being metal with it's fucking keyboards, shitty clean vocals with bad scandanivian accents, and other such things and I want to murder it, decapitate it, rape it's stump (STUMP FUCKING. IT'S THE NEW CONCEPT) and then throw it to the wolves to be ripped limb from limb".

 

[Matt]

Hey, I think it said "confession" thread. I say close the fucking thread if I can't confess shit in it. Fucking children.

Yeah, close it because you posted something fucking stupid and got flamed for it.

 

[ohiogrinder]

Yeah, close it because you posted something fucking stupid and got flamed for it.

you may not like what he posted, but this IS the confessional thread, and he made a confession. deal with it.

 

[Matt]

Getting back on topic:

- Hate Slayer, Pantera, Megadeth, Overkill, etc. Only like one or two thrash bands.
- Don't own any Venom.

 

[Matt]

you may not like what he posted, but this IS the confessional thread, and he made a confession. deal with it.

I was also referring to the other posts he made corresponding that one. You need not get involved.

 

[Catastrophic]

It seems so many people hates thrash here. Why? Too close to punk rock??

 

[Matt]

No, talking about how you had to pay 300 to bang some girl and making an ass out of yourself isn't a good idea.

 

[The Ozzman]

If you're going to post something like that in a confessional that isn't anonymous, you should expect a little criticism

 

[Pessimism]

I confess that you twits need to get the fuck back on topic because you're all pissing me off.

I also confess that I really wish I knew how to use craigslist effectively.

 

[The Ozzman]

I find Obituary's Cause of Death to be a tad boring, but I consider myself a big Obituary fan

 

[skeptik]

You assholes don't know what the fuck Power Metal is (supposed to be).

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

I take your "I don't listen to power metal" and raise you "I fucking hate power metal and it's twiddly ass attempt at being metal with it's fucking keyboards, shitty clean vocals with bad scandanivian accents, and other such things and I want to murder it, decapitate it, rape it's stump (STUMP FUCKING. IT'S THE NEW CONCEPT) and then throw it to the wolves to be ripped limb from limb".

Pwned.