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the official "what did you do today?" thread
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Listened to SSSSSSSSSSLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!
Shpongled
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Just waking up in the morning gotta thank god
I dont know but today seems kinda odd
No barking from the dogs, no smog
And momma cooked a breakfast with no hog
I got my grub on, but didnt pig out
Finally got a call from a girl wanna dig out
Hooked it up on later as I hit the do
Thinking will I live, another twenty-fo
I gotta go cause I got me a drop top
And if I hit the switch, I can make the ass drop
Had to stop at a red light
Looking in my mirror not a jacker in sight
And everything is alright
I got a beep from kim and she can fuck all night
Called up the homies and Im askin yall
Which court, are yall playin basketball?
Get me on the court and Im trouble
Last week fucked around and got a triple double
Freaking brothers everyway like m.j.
I cant believe, today was a good day
Drove to the pad and hit the showers
Didnt even get no static from the cowards
Cause just yesterday them fools tried to blast me
Saw the police and they rolled right past me
No flexin, didnt even look in a niggaz direction
As I ran the intersection
Went to $hort dogs house, they was watchin yo! mtv raps
Whats the haps on the craps
Shake em up, shake em up, shake em up, shake em
Roll em in a circle of niggaz and watch me break em
With the seven, seven-eleven, seven-eleven
Seven even back do joe
I picked up the cash flow
Then we played bones, and Im yellin domino
And now I am yelling dominoes
Plus nobody I know got killed in south central l.a.
Today was a good day
Left my niggaz house paid
Picked up a girl been tryin to fuck since the twelve grade
Its ironic, I had the brew she had the chronic
The lakers beat the supersonics
I felt on the big fat fanny
Pulled out the jammy, and killed the punanny
And my dick runs deep so deep so deep
Put her ass to sleep
Woke her up around one
She didnt hesitate, to call ice cube the top gun
Drove her to the pad and Im coasting
Took another sip of the potion hit the three-wheel motion
I was glad everything had worked out
Dropped her ass off, then I chirped out
Today was like one of those fly dreams
Didnt even see a berry flashing those high beams
No helicopter looking for a murder
Two in the morning got the fat burger
Even saw the lights of the goodyear blimp
And it read ice cubes a pimp
Drunk as hell but no throwing up
Half way home and my pager still blowing up
Today I didnt even have to use my a.k.
I got to say it was a good day.
I dont know but today seems kinda odd
No barking from the dogs, no smog
And momma cooked a breakfast with no hog
I got my grub on, but didnt pig out
Finally got a call from a girl wanna dig out
Hooked it up on later as I hit the do
Thinking will I live, another twenty-fo
I gotta go cause I got me a drop top
And if I hit the switch, I can make the ass drop
Had to stop at a red light
Looking in my mirror not a jacker in sight
And everything is alright
I got a beep from kim and she can fuck all night
Called up the homies and Im askin yall
Which court, are yall playin basketball?
Get me on the court and Im trouble
Last week fucked around and got a triple double
Freaking brothers everyway like m.j.
I cant believe, today was a good day
Drove to the pad and hit the showers
Didnt even get no static from the cowards
Cause just yesterday them fools tried to blast me
Saw the police and they rolled right past me
No flexin, didnt even look in a niggaz direction
As I ran the intersection
Went to $hort dogs house, they was watchin yo! mtv raps
Whats the haps on the craps
Shake em up, shake em up, shake em up, shake em
Roll em in a circle of niggaz and watch me break em
With the seven, seven-eleven, seven-eleven
Seven even back do joe
I picked up the cash flow
Then we played bones, and Im yellin domino
And now I am yelling dominoes
Plus nobody I know got killed in south central l.a.
Today was a good day
Left my niggaz house paid
Picked up a girl been tryin to fuck since the twelve grade
Its ironic, I had the brew she had the chronic
The lakers beat the supersonics
I felt on the big fat fanny
Pulled out the jammy, and killed the punanny
And my dick runs deep so deep so deep
Put her ass to sleep
Woke her up around one
She didnt hesitate, to call ice cube the top gun
Drove her to the pad and Im coasting
Took another sip of the potion hit the three-wheel motion
I was glad everything had worked out
Dropped her ass off, then I chirped out
Today was like one of those fly dreams
Didnt even see a berry flashing those high beams
No helicopter looking for a murder
Two in the morning got the fat burger
Even saw the lights of the goodyear blimp
And it read ice cubes a pimp
Drunk as hell but no throwing up
Half way home and my pager still blowing up
Today I didnt even have to use my a.k.
I got to say it was a good day.
Lunar Still
Doodle drawrer
WhiteBeastofWotan
Apostitutes!
Kvlt Wench
sews no mercy
Captain Beard
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Kvlt Wench
sews no mercy
Ryan VH
Go Forth And Die!
well i already posted earlier today about my shoulder surgery that will be happening. after that happened i came home for a while and then went to my friends house for band practice for three hours. from there i went to the camp i worked at last session and hung out with some people for a while. now im here
Enemy242
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i thought i had to do something today so i got up at 12 which sucked and then i just sat around really doing nothing. even though it should be awesome its kinda boring.
Captain Beard
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Aside from sit around, I'm trying to re-teach myself the art of conversation. It's hard for me to carry one on in one-on-one situations.
Volke
Sanguine Divinity
I had to babysit fricking idiots that cannot or will not show or put forth any effort into working and doing their jobs.
dreaming neon darkspot
natures' retard
woke up ... watched more of the Batman Animated Series DVD ... went to the doctor ... got a menningitis vaccine and a tuberculosis test ... had lunch withmy dad ... came back here and found out my DVD player decided to break ... read for a while
Which episode!?dreaming neon darkspot said:
TELL MEEEEEEE!
I will subsequently engage in an inner monologue, which will turn into a dialogue, and then two more monologues.
Ryan VH
Go Forth And Die!
Creator_Failure
Member
so i've been training the last two months for a tri-athalon coming up on august 27th... well this morning i went out for my normal 6-7 mile run for the day, and while i was running landed in some sort of hole in the pavement and sprained my ankle pretty bad. Doctor said its not broken or fractured, but a bad sprain and i should stay off it for 1-2 weeks and not do any physical activity... Now the last two months of training are all for nothing and i cant run in my race 
whats even worse is i have two summer class final exams on tuesday, and im so bummed right now i have no desire to study for em... dammit, at least i got my maiden tix yesterday
whats even worse is i have two summer class final exams on tuesday, and im so bummed right now i have no desire to study for em... dammit, at least i got my maiden tix yesterday
Ryan VH
Go Forth And Die!
derek
Grey Eminence
Slept late. Had chicken salad and beer for lunch, with my buddy Chris. Spent the afternoon preparing lecture schedules and deciding one which books to set this year. Read last weeks New Scientist and then went to the Gym. Went back to work and spent a good hour putting post-its into all the current areas i'm researching within my mini-library. Came home, had a fruit smoothie and watched Stargate SG1 while I read an interview with George Carlin regarding God, aliens, the continuation of consciousness after death and the possibilities of technology/medicine within the next 30yrs. Sent an e-mail to a friend, phoned the phone company to bitch at them. Drunk a diet coke, took some pictures of my dog with a bow-tie, played WoW and Half-Life 2. Watched Hearts lose to AFK Athens in the Champions League and then put Blade II on while I read a lengthy essay on parapsychology. Now I'm here, brushing up on Roman law, drinking water and thinking of bed.
Chromatose
Squid pro quo
derek said:
I feel like I've just spent the day with you!
well played
this thread needs more like this
derek
Grey Eminence
Hugs.
That was the short version too!
I had a dilemma in the gym because a guy called Tommy was in the shower. He's notorious for being a bit of a pervert, so I decided to not shower and stay sweaty till I got home. The first diet coke I had exploded, so I had to spend a good 15 minutes washing my shirt, before getting another diet coke. During the football, the pundit - Pat Nevin - said a golden line: "If you're one-nil down and in the right, then you're in the wrong"
I had a busy day.
That was the short version too!
I had a dilemma in the gym because a guy called Tommy was in the shower. He's notorious for being a bit of a pervert, so I decided to not shower and stay sweaty till I got home. The first diet coke I had exploded, so I had to spend a good 15 minutes washing my shirt, before getting another diet coke. During the football, the pundit - Pat Nevin - said a golden line: "If you're one-nil down and in the right, then you're in the wrong"
I had a busy day.
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