The One and Only WoY Valentine's Day Thread.

Can't go wrong with Mayhem's Chainsaw Gutsfuck

Might seem like a suckup but a song that makes me look back on some events kinda fondly is "The Ghost Of Summer's Past". ok I dunno about fondly... but it deffinately makes me look back :)
 
Tankard - Fistful of Love

For those of you that don't know the song...
"You’re a beauty, look so fine
The fairest maid I’ve ever seen
One single glance into your eyes
Sends shivers running down my spine


I long for you every single hour
I long for you with every draw of breath
To listen to your voice when you are gently talking
Makes me feel eternal bliss


I am of ancient manners
Believe in ancient rites
Got some old-fashioned present
For You, my love, tonight


Refrain:
Fistful! Fistful! Fistful of Love!
Into your poop-shoot, into your ass!
Fistful! Fistful! Fistful of Love!
An other access?
Fistful! Fistful! Fistful of Love!
Into your poop-shoot, into your ass!


You and me will last forever
I’ll ever be right by your side
With tender arms I will embrace you
I will hold you through the night


I am a man with great refinement
I am a man of high esteem
Walking the way from Ivy-League to Stoneage –
It is shorter than it seems


I am of ancient manners
Believe in ancient rites
Got some old-fashioned present
For You, my love, tonight


Refrain:
Fistful! Fistful! Fistful of Love!
Into your poop-shoot, into your ass!
Fistful! Fistful! Fistful of Love!
An other access?
Fistful! Fistful! Fistful of Love!
Into your poop-shoot, into your ass!

Your gentle touch now makes me shiver
I yearn for you with all my heart
The load of Amors joyous quiver
Is cocked and ready to depart


I am a man with great refinement
I am a man of high esteem
Walking the way from Ivy-League to Stoneage-It
is shorter than it seems


I am of ancient manners
Believe in ancient rites
Got some old-fashioned present
For You, my love, tonight


Refrain:
Fistful! Fistful! Fistful of Love!
Into your poop-shoot, into your ass!
Fistful! Fistful! Fistful of Love!
An other access?
Fistful! Fistful! Fistful of Love!
Into your poop-shoot, into your ass!"

First time I heard it: "Wait, what the fuck?! I gotta listen to that again!"
 
What's wrong with you people?! Metal isn't about Valentines! :puke:

Well, if it HAS to be about valentines, then my song is:

Nattefrost - "Whore, Filthy Whore" :heh:
 
err....umm....I can't resist anymore from posting these then (sorry if it's distasteful):

Cannibal Corpse - I Cum Blod
Cannibal Corpse - Addicted to Vaginal Skin
Cannibal Corpse - Fucked with a Knife
Cannibal Corpse - Post Mortal Ejaculation
Cannibal Corpse - Meat Hook Sodomy
Cannibal Corpse - I Will Kill You
Cannibal Corpse - Entrails Ripped From a Virgins Cunt
 
err....umm....I can't resist anymore from posting these then (sorry if it's distasteful):

Cannibal Corpse - I Cum Blod
Cannibal Corpse - Addicted to Vaginal Skin
Cannibal Corpse - Fucked with a Knife
Cannibal Corpse - Post Mortal Ejaculation
Cannibal Corpse - Meat Hook Sodomy
Cannibal Corpse - I Will Kill You
Cannibal Corpse - Entrails Ripped From a Virgins Cunt

hey man, they may not be valentines related but theyre all excellent songs
 
Rigor Mortis - Bodily Dismemberment

Welcome to my room my dear I'll show you a good time
It's too bad that you never heard my fetish is a crime
There's no need to worry bitch, just lay there and relax
And as you reach your climax I'll be reaching for my axe!!

With five easy slices, you're in six lovely pieces
Bodily dismemberment as passion increases
So you wanna play games do ya?
Well just who do you think you're fucking with!
You see I've learned everything the hard way
Yes I've been through hell and back
And I believe the time has come to show you why you're here
You see the weapon in my hands and you know your death is near
When I tied your hands and feet you thought it was exciting
But now you know you cannot stop, your body's disuniting

Who's laughing now you fool?
You had your chance, and that's it!
Expect no mercy from this maniac
Well you're fucking history bitch!
First I'll slice your tender leg off just above the thighs
Then I remove your slender arms my passion running high
Last I will decapitate your pretty little head
A masterpiece of blood and flesh lies twitching on my bed

Why do you make me do these things?
When you know I never wanted to hurt you
But no, you wouldn't listen, would you?
Well you stupid fuck, look at you now!