The Opposite of Pet Peeves

[Balls McHoolihan]

When I actually get some sort of acknowledgement of doing a good job at work.

 

[viewerfromnihil]

When girls smile back.

Too much man.

The feeling I get after I leave work before I realize I have a paper to finish.

The after Thanksgiving Dinner feeling.

 

[monoxide_child]

when the totally hetero, nympho girls notice that i've got a hard-on and their eyes light up like christmas lights

even if she's the ugliest person i've ever seen,
even if we get interupted and she's not able to actually touch my dick (which is 99% of the time)

even just that glazed-eyed-facial-expression totally makes my day

 

[monoxide_child]

-Meeting awesome random people while traveling who don't have any expectations and aren't trying to sell a product or to make sexual advances.

really rare
sometimes you might be oblivious to their sexual and/or greedy motivations, but the ulterior motive is always there

 

[Vimana]

Having monoxide_child on my ignore list. I have no idea what he posted because it can't be good.

Oh, also the sound system in the ground floor of my house. And Heart of the Sunrise by Yes.

 

[monoxide_child]

Having monoxide_child on my ignore list.

someone actually put me on their ignore list instead of just endlessly bitching about how crappy my posts are

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

I'm probably the only one who doesn't have you on ignore.

 

[Onder]

I'm probably the only one who doesn't have you on ignore.

I don't have him on ignore either. His presence reminds me of those little secluded places of reality.

 

[KafkaX]

That makes 3 people not ignoring Monoxide.

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

 

[monoxide_child]

someone actually put me on their ignore list instead of just endlessly bitching about how crappy my posts are

i really only mentioned the thing about people bitching at my posts because its really so fucking annoying when i post a pic of london andrews or amber priddy or marcy diomond or virgo peridot in a "sexy pictures" type thread and then all of the people who are sexually gawking at anorexically-bony and/or masculine-looking women will just sit there and bitch all day about how "whooty models" look "disgustingly" fat

 

[crimsonfloyd]

- Finding a song that captures a moment in your life and listening to it ad infinitum
- How excited my dogs get when they haven't seen me for several days
- How excited my dogs get when they realize we're going to a park
- When a cat finally accepts you as a friend after being antisocial for months on end.
- When a girl hears prog rock or extreme metal for the first time and actually likes it
- When a girl I like spontaneously smiles at me
- When girls I just met ask to touch my hair
- When old people start random conversations with me
- Finding rare CDs/ LPs at record stores when I totally wasn't looking for them.

 

[monoxide_child]

watching the sunrise

 

[Der Morgenstern]

My car.

It's a fucking Versa, but I love it.

 

[KafkaX]

Pissing wherever the fuck you want.

 

[monoxide_child]

Pissing wherever the fuck you want.

i'm laughing my ass off because this^^^ is reminding me of time that my high-on-heroin female friend was bent-over pissing onto the window of Starbucks in the middle of the business district of Downtown Dallas
she never wears any kind of skirt and she had the waistband of her skin-tight pants pulled down below her knees and she's bent over with her arms kinda wrapped around her knees with her ass sticking out
she's pissing where her piss is going behind her, she'd done this a million times before, pissing without a toilet, where her piss all goes behind her pants
only this time she had her butt-cheecks a mere 2 inches away from the glass wall of the Starbucks in the middle of the skyscrapers of Dallas
i swear, every single drop of urine hit the glass, and there were people sitting in chairs right-up-against the other side of the glass
where her ass is less than a foot away from the faces of people sipping Lattes and Cuppuchinos when she starts pissing and everyone starts freaking out
when she finished pissing she just pulled up her pants and started walking towards the Dallas Farmer's Market like nothing had happened
it was scary/surreal when it happened, but now it's totally funny remembering it

 

[CF87]

i really only mentioned the thing about people bitching at my posts because its really so fucking annoying when i post a pic of london andrews or amber priddy or marcy diomond or virgo peridot in a "sexy pictures" type thread and then all of the people who are sexually gawking at anorexically-bony and/or masculine-looking women will just sit there and bitch all day about how "whooty models" look "disgustingly" fat

Kill Yourself.

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

i'm laughing my ass off because this^^^ is reminding me of time that my high-on-heroin female friend was bent-over pissing onto the window of Starbucks in the middle of the business district of Downtown Dallas
she never wears any kind of skirt and she had the waistband of her skin-tight pants pulled down below her knees and she's bent over with her arms kinda wrapped around her knees with her ass sticking out
she's pissing where her piss is going behind her, she'd done this a million times before, pissing without a toilet, where her piss all goes behind her pants
only this time she had her butt-cheecks a mere 2 inches away from the glass wall of the Starbucks in the middle of the skyscrapers of Dallas
i swear, every single drop of urine hit the glass, and there were people sitting in chairs right-up-against the other side of the glass
where her ass is less than a foot away from the faces of people sipping Lattes and Cuppuchinos when she starts pissing and everyone starts freaking out
when she finished pissing she just pulled up her pants and started walking towards the Dallas Farmer's Market like nothing had happened
it was scary/surreal when it happened, but now it's totally funny remembering it

Where in the fuck do you find these skanks?

 

[Balls McHoolihan]

Where in the fuck do you find these skanks?

This.

 

[Dak]

The same place he finds all his VD.