The Opposite of Pet Peeves

[Onder]

Sewers.

 

[Summerian]

Okay, so let's be positive here.

Pft - thread almost made it to second page before the soul stealer started bitching.
Fucking idiots.

 

[EffigyForgotten]

Where in the fuck do you find these skanks?

But, do you REALLY want to know?

 

[EffigyForgotten]

I love when a random chick with big boobs says hi to me for no reason while at school.

Some weird shit happened in like 8th grade where one of the hottest girls I've ever seen in my life just walked like 3~ inches in front of me (her giant boobs were touching me) and stared at me for like 45 seconds, I had no idea what happened since I was stoned out of my mind that day, and I still can't think of a reason for her to do that...

 

[SentinelSlain]

When a hot bimbo sits next to me on a bus or train and makes a loud "hmmm" before sitting next to me. It makes me imagine her sitting directly onto my erect cock and it sliding into her butthole.

 

[EffigyForgotten]

When a hot bimbo sits next to me on a bus or train and makes a loud "hmmm" before sitting next to me. It makes me imagine her sitting directly onto my erect cock and it sliding into her butthole.

Omg me too. Then I think of what her mother looks like.

 

[TheInsane]

* When people I dont know smile and are genuinely nice to me for no apparent reason.

* When I meet someone who I can discuss politics, religion and philosophy with. They are a rare breed and after such meetings I always feel really great - finally someone I can talk to about the things I like the most.

 

[Onder]

- When I have a song stuck in my head and I look for it on youtube and accidentaly hit the karaoke version but say fuck it and sing it myself.

 

[arg]

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[Onder]

long, warm hugs with my favorite whore.. such that i can feel her heartbeat against my chest and her breath on my neck. her sad smile as i kiss her goodbye, that breaks me up inside wishing i could save her from this life, but i need MORE FUCKING MONEY

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

When a hot bimbo sits next to me on a bus or train and makes a loud "hmmm" before sitting next to me. It makes me imagine her sitting directly onto my erect cock and it sliding into her butthole.

Omg me too. Then I think of what her mother looks like.

 

[damnromulans]

Taking a huge poop in the morning. I feel light and airy and like I can tackle on anything.

 

[EffigyForgotten]

Taking a huge poop in the morning. I feel light and airy and like I can tackle on anything.

Sounds like your constipated or something? Or maybe you have so much shit in your ass, releasing it is like releasing the alien in spaceballs?

 

[Zephyrus]

Should have ordered the soup.

 

[CF87]

I remember ChromeHeart/SentinelSlain saying he has an 8 and a half inch dick. So why does he seem either frusterated or have such problems with women. I don't fucking get it.

 

[damnromulans]

You need social skills and charisma points

 

[CF87]

You need social skills and charisma points

Some bored horny milf/housewife with big tits is not going to care about his social skills and charisma when his dick is almost 9 inches. Majority of his posts are the same drunk rant's over and over about how he's in misery and frusteration over women. And now his user name is ChromeHeart are you fucking serious, what a fag.

 

[EffigyForgotten]

Should have ordered the soup.

 

[damnromulans]

Some bored horny milf/housewife with big tits is not going to care about his social skills and charisma when his dick is almost 9 inches. Majority of his posts are the same drunk rant's over and over about how he's in misery and frusteration over women. And now his user name is ChromeHeart are you fucking serious, what a fag.

I guess his problem lies only in that he is exclusively interested in beautiful white 20 something women

 

[SentinelSlain]

Eh.