The Opposite of Pet Peeves

[monoxide_child]

I already have a female friend who wants to lose her virginity to me. She's way overweight though. Urghh

i wouldn't fuck a virgin, but you're saying "urghh" over her being overweight, and i'm wondering just how "overweight" is she??

i mean, is she still a virgin cuz she's too fat to get laid??
or is she still a virgin because she's supersensitive about her slight belly because every one wants to fuck victoria's secret models??

show pics so we can see exactly how much "overwieght" she is

 

[damnromulans]

Nice try chubby chaser

My buddy got me a Metallica beanie for no reason yesterday. HAPPINESS

 

[divine_torture]

I love waking up in the middle of the night and looking at the time and seeing that there's still 3 or 4 hours left before I have to get up. Then I can get very cozy and drift happily back into my slumber. That is very much the best.

 

[monoxide_child]

i got a black trenchcoat
it's making me feel all bad-ass like one of the hero characters from the pulp novels of the 30s
or the punisher from when he wore a black trench

 

[SentinelSlain]

No pics but she's heft. I'd have to be in a really perverted mood to sleep with her. No good really. Plus she always tries to get me drunk and I very much dislike being drunk.

 

[monoxide_child]

she always tries to get me drunk and I very much dislike being drunk.

sounds like a scene from a sitcom

 

[Summerian]

I very much dislike being drunk.

What's that? What now?
You're taking a piss or did your face hit the keyboard?