The Perfect Death Growl!!

[AbsentFriend]

Today I discovered to do a perfect death growl. Just befor my girlfriend wanted to kiss me she opened her mouth. I acted like I wanted to kiss her too, but instead I screamed a (not so loud) death growl in her open mouth. This sounded HUGE!! Kinda like Mikael in bloodbath!!!

I think we're gonna start a band now and lead-sing together!!!!

Try it and tell me what happened!

 

[bogii]

yea i bet my girlfriend would love that

 

[animalstack]

I've heard Eskimo throat singers will sometimes sing into each other's mouths like that. Kind of makes a cool resonating effect...

 

[[KOTNO]Narrot]

 

[ViCyniC]

Hope you had mints.

 

[Eoghan]

That is gold.

 

[Sfarog]

this place has reached a new low.

too many retards and 15 year olds..

 

[mot-]

too many faggots complaining about "the place".

 

[AbsentFriend]

this place has reached a new low.

too many retards and 15 year olds..

15 year olds? Who said I'm fifteen?? And what's retarded about something funny? Oh yeah, I know, you're American, you guys don't have a sense of homour. That's why so many people get shot over there, all these serious assholes.....

 

[RavenousDaemon]

Hmm i should try that sometime... maybe she wouldnt mind...

BTW im american too, who says we have no sense of humor?

 

[JoeVice]

record it and post it...but make sure when you post it, that you relate it to opeth...otherwise your thread will be closed. i wish i could do it...i have tried and tried...but all i can do is a whiny throat growl that hurts. you should try doing that while you are in bed with her...in the dark...that would be great!!!!

 

[LoboUivante]

of course they have a sense of humour... their elected president is bush... and dude.. you are deeply into romantic stuff eheh

 

[IconOfSin]

lol what a story to tell an interviewer on how you first found out you wanted to be a vocalist for a band that you started

 

[ethereallights]

Thats funny, I bet she creamed her pants after that experience.

 

[AbsentFriend]

^Actually she thought it was kind of funny and asked me to do it again...!!

 

[RjBeals]

The Netherlands??

 

[Stormwatch]

You screamed in her mouth. Why would you do that exactly?

 

[Hulk Hogan]

Is this humour?

 

[Bartman]

Is this humour?

It is if you spell it without the "u" you ninny.


Bartman

 

[Hulk Hogan]

hu·mour Pronunciation Key (hymr)
n. & v. Chiefly British

Variant of humor.