The Pet Thread

[Human Desert]

This forum definitely needs a pets thread... THEY DESERVE A THREAD.
and i have MANY Pony pics to post omg shes so cute *hugs and kisses her endlessly* *loves her doggy* *cuteness overload*

Yep! So here it is. The people who get annoyed by all the pet-talk around here can now go fuck themselves and ignore this thread
This is for the PET LOVERS!

Now go on, i want to hear pet stories and see pet pics!! Now i've got my own little spam thread where i can post as many kitty pics as i like :') WOOHOO!

 

[Human Desert]

Hahaha
When we give Jalle worm-medicine it takes 3 people to do it. One of them holds him, one of them holds his jaw open and tries to put the pill into his mouth (usually about 3-4 times before he gives in and swallows it), and one of them holds his paws. And every single time everyone except the cat ends up bleeding. And he's so big that he needs 2 pills. My tough guy

 

[suela]

Now i've got my own little spam thread where i can post as many kitty pics as i like :') WOOHOO!

Okay, so please show us these pics.
BTW: The cat at your avatar looks cute, like it´s smiling.

 

[Dark_Jester]

omgomgomgomgomomgomgomgomgomg mr snuffles just woke up and i saw his eyes and everything so cute!!!!11!!!111!!11!!11!1!noneowe ^_^ kekekekekekekekeke ( { )

It's satire, because its quite obvious Mr Snuffles is still asleep.

 

[Wolfman Von Jones]

omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgogmgogmgomgomgogmgom Banshee just ate a mouse whole, how cute it is when snakes eat things 123124!@$#!4:124;124l;124 DOA

 

[Wolfman Von Jones]

omgomgomg TuTul, Limpu, SuSu, and BooBoo all cleaned themselves!@#$!@4GNSLVOEgj 12

 

[Dark_Jester]

 

[Hiljainen]

 

[Rusty]

Oh yes it's mean, and utterly hilarious.

 

[Human Desert]

omgomgomg TuTul, Limpu, SuSu, and BooBoo all cleaned themselves!@#$!@4GNSLVOEgj 12

HAHAHAHHA Shut up Nick. Apparently i cleaned myself there twice though

*Limppu

 

[Dark_Jester]

My dear girl, I sincerely hope you have cleaned yourself more than twice.

 

[Rusty]

And preferably not using your tongue. The hairballs would be enormous.

 

[Human Desert]

omg stop it! now! unless you want to kill me.

 

[Northern Lights]

Our cat got hairballs once. He wouldn't stop puking.

 

[Hiljainen]

And preferably not using your tongue. The hairballs would be enormous.

alcohol may have a part in this, but i just

 

[Dark_Jester]

Your cat is the exorcist. He projectile vomits hairballs. The French once used him in place of a CATapault.


AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

[rahvin]

why is the thread such a CATaclysm?

 

[Rusty]

That was absolutely terrible Ben. I now worship you.

EDIT: And you too Rahvin.

 

[Northern Lights]

You're very funny, dear So funny, in fact, I think I'll have my precious darling prepare an extra big, extra mean, extra lethal hairball just for you.

Omgomgomgomgomgomg! he threw up!!111!1!11111 sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo cuuuuuuuuuuuute!111!11111111ksfgsejht ^_^

...and I'm not talking about my pet cat now

 

[Dark_Jester]

Now now, no pussy-footing around, I think we should come clean and stop being so catty. I'm feline fine and my have I got a tail to tell. Miaow it all begins with catnip.