Ban pork.
Say the pig eaters. Your delusions are unfortunate.
I believe Australia has comprehensive health care and is fairly open to Islamic immigration. One way or another it'll probs happen.
You know you want this:
Long-cooked pork that melts in the mouth when you eat it is likely top 3 or so on the best food ever list.
My father worked at a place that made sausage fresh from their own pigs. I've tasted the best sausage and bbq known to man. It's not worth the heart problems. In fact, my current research involves people who, some of which, need heart transplants I'm sure from eating that bullshit. Trust me, from the mouth of the aged, it ain't worth it.
I take it you don't eat beef either, then? Hell, why not chicken for that matter?