The RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE Thread

[NewWorld]

^lol were you the sick one or the other guy? I make a point of not accepting offers of sharing when I'm sick, but it's funny when someone doesn't know me and they assume I'm saying no because I don't like whatever's offered...

 

[Chamet]

People walking against the arrows in Ikea.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

 

[CliffBurton]

its 2pm, and I'm going for a nap. I set my alarm for 3:30 so I have an hour to shower, eat, and get to 5pm work.

Wakeup, look at clock, 4:35.

DFJL:KFJL:FJL:SKDFJLKDFJLSKDFJLSKDFJ alarm was set for 3:30am.

fffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

work ID is in wallet
nowhere to be found, cant sign in without it.

FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Fuck it, I have 10 minutes to do a 20minute walk. so I run.

roommate finds wallet and bikes it up to me as I run

.....nice....

Get to work sweaty as fuck only 5 min late, no one in the kitchen at all, and its just me in the dish pit alone...I dont see anyone for like 30 minutes....


fffffffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

 

[vikk]

work ID is in wallet
nowhere to be found, cant sign in without it.

1) call it
2) let it ring
3) search the noise

 

[Undefined]

>wallet
>call it

Fail and rhyme.

 

[vikk]

>wallet
>call it

Fail and rhyme.

really?

 

[Macharius]

Who emails people anymore

 

[Chamet]

I got an e-mail from my girlfriend of 7 years saying we should no longer date.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Another girl got close to me in order to sleep with my good friend.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

That's even worse than getting dumped via text message

 

[CliffBurton]

really?

I don't know my wallets cellphone number.

 

[NewWorld]

Who emails people anymore

I email my mom.


Go to a bar WOOOO FUN then drunk bitch my friend's fucking spills approximately 3 beers, most of which end up on me. Go home early soaked in beer.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

 

[Undefined]

I got an e-mail from my girlfriend of 7 years saying we should no longer date.

 

[snowy]

& u said imoutting down people?!

 

[Undefined]

A) I said that ages ago and B) I understand your drunk typing, we are kindred spirits.

 

[Crzy_Aus]

Just got the Belphegor T-shirt I ordered, and man the thing's disappointing, should've gotten sth else. The album's got so much great art (walpurgis rites), can't believe they didn't bother to make a decent shirt.

 

[CliffBurton]

Fucking cunt sharing the dish pit with me today.
"Waaa its my day off"
"waaa I cant belive I have to do the job I'm paid to do"

CHRIIISSSSSTTTTT. As if the job would have been any easier had he been scheduled there or not.
As if its the Chefs fault for saying "Yeah I can come in today!" on the phone.

Second time this month I've had to leave a note for the chef saying "I did my best but this other dude is a fuckup so shit is fucked srry lol"

 

[s]

Another girl got close to me ...

That's when you should've done her.

.....in order to sleep with my good friend.

your friend sneako'd ya? Or could it be you weren't quick enough to pounce and she moved on?

Those ones usually aren't worth it anyway.

s

 

[Macharius]

I hate William Lane Craig.

 

[CliffBurton]

I hate him for dressing so bright to be so fucking boring.
He's dressed to sell Oxy Clean.

Mumford & Sons sold out in Toronto >8(
$200 a ticket

 

[s]

She slept with me. Then, I guess changed her mind.

I think it's her style, do one then move on to the next in the circle of friends.

I've known a few of those types - real trashy.

s

 

[vitorias123]

this video made me very