The "Random Bullshit" Thread

[Katie'Force]

possible the most gorgeous snake in the world: albino burmese python

one day i SHALL own one!

 

[*Mika*]

Or its done as a boost to his dwindling career...

But under any certain terms, I'm sorry if I offended anyone, I do have a terrible sense of humour, here have a beer


Ooooh pretty snake, didn't britney have one of those wrapped around her once?, poor thing!

@Heroes, I'm still waiting for Sylar to crawl out of the sewers a la lisko

 

[Fullangr]

But under any certain terms, I'm sorry if I offended anyone, I do have a terrible sense of humour, here have a beer

You didn't offend me, just felt it needed pointing out that the guy deserves respect


In other news, another funky spider:

Pretty colours!

 

[Nick Brookes]

possible the most gorgeous snake in the world: albino burmese python

one day i SHALL own one!

I don't think its fair to keep an animal that size in a home, fair enouth if you have a large room dedecated to it but a snake of that size imo should not be sold to the pet trade.

 

[The Shinster]

Belt trade maybe instead?

 

[Nick Brookes]

Belt trade maybe instead?

nah, anal fetish trade

 

[Katie'Force]

Ooooh pretty snake, didn't britney have one of those wrapped around her once?, poor thing!

@Heroes, I'm still waiting for Sylar to crawl out of the sewers a la lisko

haha i hope by poor thing you mean the snake

I don't think its fair to keep an animal that size in a home, fair enouth if you have a large room dedecated to it but a snake of that size imo should not be sold to the pet trade.

oh definately, i'm talking years from now when i've got my own house, a snake that big needs it's own room

 

[Fullangr]

I just spent an hour and a half discussing The Tempest. Very interesting stuff. Talked a lot about whether Caliban really is a monster, or if he's just a bit wild and resents Prospero.

Reading him from a sympathic point of view, I can't help but think he'd fit into Turisas perfectly

 

[Thraxas]

Ooo The Tempest! I'm gonna be in that this summer.

 

[Fullangr]

Oooo, who you playing? I'd say you'd make a good Caliban, but after today's class I will forever see him as a wilder and more sarcastic version of Lisko

I bit back the urge to ask my tutor how he thought Sycorax felt about satsumas

 

[Thraxas]

Knowing the company in question, I'll probably get told who I'm playing about a month before the first night. Caliban may be a possibility, but my money is probably on Stephano.
Although, if I get Caliban, playing him as Lisko, now there's an intriguing thought...

 

[Fullangr]

Make sure you get the snarl right. The snarl is essential if you're going to play him all Liskoesque.

Liskoesque = new favourite word.

 

[Thraxas]

Definitely one for the dictionary. If it's not there yet then scribble it in the margins in crayon. That's what I usually do.

 

[Fullangr]

Crayon? My my, aren't we getting all technologically advanced?

Give it a few years and you might be able to manage a quill!

 

[Thraxas]

But a crayon is all the nurses will let me have!

 

[Fullangr]

Tsk. Pesky nurses.

No way out of that m'afraid. Nurses are the ultimate power on this earth, and I should know. My mother's one of them.

Yeah...that air of determined efficiency combined with expert cynicism you may have noticed? Comes free with every nurse.

 

[Thraxas]

Well sometimes if I'm very very nice they'll take the straitjacket off for a few minutes.

 

[Fullangr]

Yeah, that's their idea of a reward for good behaviour.

The danger comes when they get drunk though. Next time you see my dad, ask him about the times he went out with the nurses my mum worked with...

 

[Thraxas]

Drunk in charge of medical know-how? Sounds nothing short of lethal to me!

 

[Fullangr]

Oh it was. Apparently they laid waste to a rather large Greek restaurant in Birmingham, whose name shall go unmentioned to protect the innocent.