The "Random Bullshit" Thread

[Thraxas]

Just a restaurant? I imagine whole streets could be wiped out!

 

[Fullangr]

Depends on numbers and rank.

The only profesesion I've ever seen come close is Catholic priests at my cousin's ordination. Father Jack is not complete fiction, put it that way.

I LOVE MY BREEEEK!

 

[Thraxas]

All too believable. A little different round here though. The only collar-wearers in these parts are C of W vicars. They mostly seem like a fairly sober bunch. Apart from the guy who used to be the local vicar some years back, who some local churchgoers saw stumbling drunkenly along the side of the rode. They picked him up, he promptly fouled himself on the back seat.
See, you can get them to drink, but you can't house train them.

 

[Fullangr]

All too believable. A little different round here though. The only collar-wearers in these parts are C of W vicars. They mostly seem like a fairly sober bunch. Apart from the guy who used to be the local vicar some years back, who some local churchgoers saw stumbling drunkenly along the side of the rode. They picked him up, he promptly fouled himself on the back seat.
See, you can get them to drink, but you can't house train them.

Didn't know you'd ever been a man of the cloth!

Yer should've said somethin'!


Every rowdy party needs a drunken priest. I know, I've seen enough of them - Father Jack is not entirely fictional

 

[Thraxas]

That wasn't me. I was the bishop at the time, and probably have to take some of the blame for having been a bad influence.

 

[Fullangr]

You? A bad influence? Never....

[/extreme sarcasm]

 

[Thraxas]

He went in a matter of months from being a churchman to being an unemployable drunkard prone to losing control of his bowells in cars. Frankly, I think I improved him.

 

[Fullangr]

You would.

 

[Thraxas]

He was clearly in need of assistance. I helped him turn his life around.

 

[Fullangr]

I'm surprised you haven't started a charity by now.

 

[Thraxas]

That's an idea. I could set up an international foundation dedicated to converting clergymen from the cloth to the beer towel.

 

[Fullangr]

Already exists, it's called the Catholic Church.

 

[Thraxas]

I'm sure I could create a far superior version.

 

[Fullangr]

You've a long way to go to beat them on the drinking front...

 

[Thraxas]

I can give it a damn good go...

 

[*Mika*]

I'll donate to the cause, even if its just for the comedic factor

 

[Fullangr]

All donations of decent beer gratefully accepted!

 

[Thraxas]

Especially if it is intended to destroy the catholic church.

 

[Fullangr]

Hey...less talk of destroying the Catholic Church. It's a fine institution!

I mean, ritual alcohol FFS!

 

[Thraxas]

Well I suppose the priests have to do something to wet their whistle before getting on with fondling the choirboys.