The "Random Bullshit" Thread

[Cari]

then I am supposed to not agree? ookkkaaay XD

 

[AndreasS]

wow lots and lots of fruitcakes on here lmao.

 

[Cari]

*laughing*

 

[dennisrammstein]

I think we are taking the random bullshitting to a higher level today XD

 

[Cari]

to a freakin´ high level I fear XD XD

 

[AndreasS]

...and we don't even need a toilet to bullshit!

But then again...we aren't bulls.

 

[dennisrammstein]

Is that so? Who knows, maybe i am a bull and i found a way to disguise myself!

 

[AndreasS]

no you're not. I've seen at the Turisas gig in Nijmegen you have hands and not hoofs. So you're not cattle I've got a picture as evidence!

 

[StoneWoman]

We desperately need more animation around here.

 

[dennisrammstein]

I had cosmetic surgery, i had my hoofs done

 

[Katie'Force]

I had cosmetic surgery, i had my hoofs done

Every time I see your avatar I ask myself why Mathias is singing into a courgette... Mika I think we need to get Turisas playing Forky Forky next time we see them

 

[dennisrammstein]

Courgettes are a rich source of vitamines and Mathias needed some extra protection because he was drinking warm piss beer and he didn't want to get ill. So i happened to have a courgette with me during the gig in Nijmegen, and i was being a nice person by giving him the courgette! ^^ I took the picture after he said thanks and he bit a chunk off it!

 

[Katie'Force]

Courgettes are a rich source of vitamines and Mathias needed some extra protection because he was drinking warm piss beer and he didn't want to get ill. So i happened to have a courgette with me during the gig in Nijmegen, and i was being a nice person by giving him the courgette! ^^ I took the picture after he said thanks and he bit a chunk off it!

If he bit a chunk off without first erecting a regulation fork in it with an underhand throw involving a 360 degree rotation then that was a clear violation of the rules!

 

[Cari]

*falls off chair*
*rolling on the floor because of laughing*
*forgets breathing*

 

[dennisrammstein]

If he bit a chunk off without first erecting a regulation fork in it with an underhand throw involving a 360 degree rotation then that was a clear violation of the rules!

I think he wasn't aware of that, nor was i. Next time you bring a fork, i'll bring the courgette and Cari start
s breathing again and try not to fall of her chair! (Or we bring a safety belt)

 

[Cari]

but I dont wanna see that spectacle then XD XD

 

[Katie'Force]

I think he wasn't aware of that, nor was i. Next time you bring a fork, i'll bring the courgette

Tis a deal! I shall bring forky forky to the world of Turisas and it's fans!

 

[wm_crash]

Does he really eat vegetables from random people in the audience, or is this just some good ole' random bullshitting?

cheers,
wm_crash, the friendly hooligan

 

[*Mika*]

No it's just us messing around...however I now want to take a variety of vegetables for them to snack on....goddamnit! This is why people think I'm weird

 

[StoneWoman]

however I now want to take a variety of vegetables for them to snack on

What if they don't like veggies?