The "Random Bullshit" Thread

[StephenSLR]

/lamest joke of the day =P

The "Dutch version" of that joke is about Sesame Steet btw

Kermit is in Sesame Street over here too but who is the pork substitute or does his dick smell like cookies?

Here's one to make up for it.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking up out of his pants.

Bartender asks, "whats up with the steering wheel?"

Pirate says, "ARRR, it be driving me nuts!"

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[regje]

and i dont have a green thumb anyways...

what happened to Turisas red?

 

[Cari]

what happened to Turisas red?

that rather I guess XD XD But if I go on being such an idiot when it comes to cutting vegetables, then I soon dont have fingers anymore anyways )

 

[regje]

maybe you should wear protective gloves (lol, a cooking armour)

 

[AndreasS]

That's not a bad idea.

 

[Cari]

I already thought about this aswell, maybe some metal-made gloves or so *lol*

 

[AndreasS]

hmmm...chainmail should do the trick ^^

 

[regje]

so you would need chainmail gloves. Just google it and you find some places you can order them.

 

[Cari]

if someone pays for them ;P
they arent that cheap LOOOL

 

[regje]

but keeping your fingers comes at a price

 

[AndreasS]

That's true. Imagine what things would become impossible without fingers!

 

[Cari]

*lol*
that´s why I changed to fastfood atm *lol* I am just feeling too tired all the time to stand and cook...i wonder how long my bed will be my best friend -.-

 

[regje]

mmmh, if you really are so tired you maybe should get that checked out. So go see a doctor.

 

[AndreasS]

well it's Autumn. This is the most tiresome season of all for some reason =P

 

[Cari]

mmmh, if you really are so tired you maybe should get that checked out. So go see a doctor.

i have a virus inflammation bothering my lung and it comes from that.
but it still pisses me off -.-

 

[regje]

mmmh, sounds nasty.

I would like to cook (or more bake pies or cookies), but I'm not allowed at the moment. I'm bleeding a bit again (who said pregnant women don't have periods for 9 months?) and am ordered (bed)rest (luckily not in the hospital again like last week). Maybe I should crash on the couch and watch the Turisas DVD (without head banging along...)

 

[Cari]

yeah, goes along with pain whilst taking breaths -.-

ouch, so you have to rest aswell...hope you dont have to go to hospital again (I hate hospitals XD)...

 

[AndreasS]

get well soon girls!

I just got home from 8h shift at work. Tiring like hell. =/ And I have to get up for work at 05:45 again tomorrow -_-'

 

[Cari]

ouch -.-
as what are you working btw (either we never talked about it or I am getting old LOL)?

 

[dennisrammstein]

I had a 8 hour shift today to! And in 2 hours i'll go sporting and then drink lots of beer after it to celebrate my vacation!!!