The Sports Thread

[King Richard]

fuck the Jets. i wish they would come out and play like shit from the start so you don't have to watch them suck. Offense does nothing in the 2nd half, defense would give up 100 yards rushing to an average high school running back, and then to finish the deal you have the vintage Pennington pick-6 as he floats the ball toward the sideline.

They should draft a QB next year.

holy shit bears!

Lucky assholes. meh

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

Lucky assholes. meh

Griese > rex

 

[Valerie]

Daaaaaaa bears.

 

[Unfaithfully Metalhead]

Here's my wins and losses as of Sunday the 21st and not including Monday's game (and the pointspreads i bought):

Wins:

Giants -9
Buffalo +3
New England -16
Dallas -9
Seattle -8

Losses:

Washington -8
New Orleans -8

 

[Valerie]

Dustin Pedroia looks so fucking stupid.

 

[ThisIsACoolName]

Dustin Pedroia looks so fucking stupid.

Little man with a big mans swing.

 

[cookiecutter]

Dustin Pedroia has a hot wife and hit for a higher average than ARod.

 

[ThisIsACoolName]

Dustin Pedroia has a hot wife and hit for a higher average than ARod.

Do you seriously want to start and A-Rod VS. Pedroia argument?

Because I think A-Rod is a little bit better. And Cynthia Rodriguez isn't half bad. She's not Laura Posada, though.

 

[Valerie]

Little man with a big mans swing.

His face looks like it's being stretched up and down.

 

[cookiecutter]

Do you seriously want to start and A-Rod VS. Pedroia argument?

Because I think A-Rod is a little bit better. And Cynthia Rodriguez isn't half bad. She's not Laura Posada, though.

No. A Rod is better at everything except batting average and fielding.

And how the hell did that chinless, mousy looking guy pull a hottie like that? He must have a great personality

EDIT: Another JD Drew slam?
EDIT 2: Fag

 

[ThisIsACoolName]

No. A Rod is better at everything except batting average and fielding.

Haven't seen much of Pedroia's fielding, so I'll take your word for it, though A-Rod was actually real good this season.

And how the hell did that chinless, mousy looking guy pull a hottie like that? He must have a great personality

I don't know, dude, but one time they had this five minute segment on Yankees on Deck (some YES Network kids show) about how she and Jorge work out together, and the whole time she's in this half shirt and skin tight shorts doing squats and shit. It was hot.

If I could hang out with any Yankee player for a day, I'd pick Jorge just so I could get near that hot, hot wife of his.

 

[Matt]

Fuck! The damned sox are gonna win

 

[ThisIsACoolName]

God I hate the Red Sox.

 

[cookiecutter]

Little man hit a big fly

 

[Matt]

Yeah I saw that. Fuck Cleveland

 

[skeptik]

Steelers lose at the last second. Hurray.

They played spiritless, emotionless, sloppy football anyway. They wouldn't have deserved to win even if they did.

 

[ThisIsACoolName]

I hope the Red Sox team plane crashes and they all die except for Ortiz and Wakefield, then I hope that at Curt Schillings funeral the pallbearers drop the casket and his body falls out and his gay little kid sees his corpse all pale and dead and shit.

 

[Valerie]

I hope the Red Sox team plane crashes and they all die except for Lowell, Ortiz and Wakefield, then I hope that at Curt Schillings funeral the pallbearers drop the casket and his body falls out and his gay little kid sees his corpse all pale and dead and shit.

Fixed.

 

[skeptik]

I don't hate the Red Sox tbh.

 

[cookiecutter]

I hope the Yankees fall into that sand beast from Star Wars and are slowly digested for years