The stupid pun thread

[Malergion]

Because my ayes hurt and I'm board.

 

[Chromatose]

 

[Malergion]

I don't halve any three level puns, but one is about to become a level 2.

Quite possibly the oldest marketing pun in history is

"Vesuvinum" ( Vesuvius + vinum[wine]) found on amphorae in Pompeii.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

This thread is going to be punny.

 

[NinjaKitten]

You can't just bust off rad puns out of the blue! They best puns are immature ones snuck into a serious conversation causing the great awkward feeling we all know and love.

 

[Captain Beard]

You don't know Glenn and I very well. We're so slick with it the pun police had a stroke before they could stop us. I'm just too tired to add any off the top of my head at the moment.

 

[Malergion]

Are you sour or just re-tarted?

 

[EricT]

Will is great at bad puns. His lack of involvement in this thread makes me sad.

 

[Malergion]

He will come.

 

[azal]

thread is disappointing and a little laughargic

 

[Liverslapper]

phun!

 

[Kiss The Void]

did you guys hear about the dude that has the monopoly on toilets? i bet he was able to do that because everyone else thought it would be a shitty deal...heyyyooo

 

[Kiss The Void]

what's going on in queer?

 

[Liverslapper]

did you guys hear about the dude that has the monopoly on toilets? i bet he was able to do that because everyone else thought it would be a shitty deal...heyyyooo

LMFAO!!!

awesome!

 

[Kiss The Void]

when me and glenn put our heads together, the result is always awesum!

 

[Kiss The Void]

i was taking a shit the other day and i complained afterwards that i'd like more than two sheets and my friend told me that i just needed 2 multi-ply

ZING mother fuckers.

 

[Lunar Still]

I need to write some lyrics, but I can't think of any-sing!

 

[Malergion]

My girlfriend talks about football so much I want to soccer.

 

[Malergion]

Lo, Gilgamesh did wipe His brow
And he said: "It is always hot in Sumer."

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

^ LOL