The stupidest metal comment ever said.

[The Soulforged]

All worship the goths!!!


Jaja that was just too funny...did you started laughing in her face or something?


Anyway, here people (and in Latin-America) tend to be more jugmental than in other countries since the predominant religion is Catholicism, so you can put some Rhapsody and people'd say it's satanic because it talks about elves or something.

I remember once a neighbour was telling my mom that Metallica was satanic and all that crap, and she didn't let me listen to Metallica any more. This was when I was eleven, so I didn't do anything, but just look at me now , worse than if my mom would've let me hear Metallica at that time .

Another funny story is that one time my 7 year old sister was asked by her teacher what kind of music did she like, and my sis replied: METAL! and she did like this .
After that they told my mom in a parent-teacher meeting, and nowadays my parents don't let me play any music to her. Funny that she did like that because her favourite group is Rhapsody. But don't worry, I still play metal when I'm alone with her.

Fuck that teacher.

my friends sister is like that. she is 4 now but we put on some music and shewould start windmill head banging and held up the devil horns. funny thing is that she was like 3. it is funny cuz she sings along with hammerfall, and she has bruce dickinson hair...well that was until she got a hold of scissors and cut off he bangs now she has the bruce dickinson hair just without the bangs . im not allowed at their house anymore cuz everytime i see her i start cracking up and lmao

 

[xxLil' Bloodred Ridin' Hoodxx]

I first got into metal by listening to Metallica, and at school they hatet that kind of music, I was like the "how-not-to-be-child". And when they walked by me they were like: "Metallica, duuude! yeah" , but they did it to mock me...
I just told them to fuck off, but I'll never forget it...
I fuckin' felt like Dave Mustane, just without all the crying and moaning ...

 

[The Soulforged]

I fuckin' felt like Dave Mustane, just without all the crying and moaning ...

stupidest metal comment

 

[DeathPact]

^^ lol yea i remeber the same stuff in high school but did not happen all that often, 3 years later they were all listening to metallica anyways haha.

 

[Nick Brookes]

i have a belly button

 

[The Soulforged]

i have a belly button

my friend has 2

 

[Turbo]

-"What are you listening to?"
T. "Just some metal, Nightwish I think."
-"Oh your death to small animals music!"
T. "No, just metal"

 

[You're Ugly]

I was talking to this one guy who claimed to like metal. He said that he loved Killswitch Engage, Mudvayne, Slipknot, and other really bad bands. I then asked him about some bands, he said he has never heard of Morbid Angel, and that Slayer is a bunch of posers.

 

[ND24/7]

[...] and she calls Mikael Akerfeldt Barry Manilow and thinks he sounds wimpy.

Your mom seams pretty funny! How old is she?

 

[Sinister Mephisto]

45.

 

[xxLil' Bloodred Ridin' Hoodxx]

stupidest metal comment

no that would be: "only deaf people listens to metal"
a girl i my class said it, I meen if you are deaf you can't hear anything... I think she was trying to make a point about how awful metal sounds or somethin'
I realy wonder what's in that big head of her

 

[Hrafn]

some dude that I went to school with: you listen to metal?!?!
me: yes
some dude that I went to school with: åmg SATANIST!11 LOL

 

[xxLil' Bloodred Ridin' Hoodxx]

some dude that I went to school with: you listen to metal?!?!
me: yes
some dude that I went to school with: åmg SATANIST!11 LOL

oooh I hate that
I bet he listens to metal now anyways

 

[Hrafn]

!!! he got into slipknot a few months later

 

[hatecrewchick]

i once was wearing a band shirt, can't remember which one and as a walked into the auditorium someone called: GOTHIC!!!

and as far as i'm concerned, i'm no goth..

 

[.Carnage]

dude, its britney spears doing metallica,
i fucking lame is that

well bif did it too and shes just as stupid.

 

[xxLil' Bloodred Ridin' Hoodxx]

!!! he got into slipknot a few months later

that suckaaa
they usually don't know what metal realy is

 

[Heavenscent]

My dad said while I was listening to the Grave discography that the guitarist "needed to do something about his guitar or tune it or something," because it was all a low buzzy sound. I think he's right. Grave rule.

Bit off the off-topic topic, but still kinda funny:

There's this Dutch punkband, have been around for 25 years, funny people, retarded music. The lead singer once made a comment about metalcore. He said: "Metalcore is bad metal without any solo's by people with a hardcore look." I thought that was spot on.