The thread where you make me laugh.

I like the one of the kid and the bird, too. That fucking sucks. The beak's around the entire head of that kid, man. Damn!
 
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I saw that a little while ago, still classic dude!
 
JOKE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!


What is the difference between a dead baby and a brick........

You cant fuck a brick!!! :OMG:






That goes out to all you Necros who listen to Michael Jackson.
 
What's blue and at the bottom of a pool?

Dead baby.

What's green and at the bottom of a pool?

Same baby after two weeks.

What's black and at the bottom of a pool?

Dead baby in a trash bag.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash bag?

A dead baby in several trash bags.

How do you get a dead baby in a jar?

Blender.

Out of the jar?

Tostitos.

What's the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls?

To load the truck of balls, you don't need a pitchfork.

What tastes better than chicken, but not as good as turkey?


























































































































































































Beef, you fucking sicko!
 
anonymousnick2001 said:
What's blue and at the bottom of a pool?

Dead baby.

What's green and at the bottom of a pool?

Same baby after two weeks.

What's black and at the bottom of a pool?

Dead baby in a trash bag.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash bag?

A dead baby in several trash bags.

How do you get a dead baby in a jar?

Blender.

Out of the jar?

Tostitos.

What's the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls?

To load the truck of balls, you don't need a pitchfork.

What tastes better than chicken, but not as good as turkey?


























































































































































































Beef, you fucking sicko!


:lol:
 
This is pretty disgusting, along the line of baby jokes but...

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them