The top 5 threads on the forum are about the election.

The final DISSECTION of the votes will probably show a very narrow lead for Bush, pending lawsuits of course.
 
I'll be eternally waiting AT THE GATES of the White House for Bush to finally admit there were no WMDs in Iraq.
 
Anyone want to see the dISEMBOWELMENT of Bush?

Bush is an Anal Cunt. And probably has one, too.

I bet Bush hasn't visited the Graveland where all the dead soldiers are buried.
 
That's funny, I was considering posting something about Acid Bath (because I thought "hey what metal bands are there in the kind of places that would vote republican (I COULD BE REALLY WRONG ABOUT THIS CAUSE I DON'T KNOW WHERE ACID BATH IS FROM ONLY THAT IT'S SLIGHTLY SOUTHERN AND I THINK THEIR STATE WOULD POSSIBLY VOTE REP?") but then I decided not to get involved in more political bullshit