The "tv shows that should be wiped from the face of the earth" Thread

[cookiecutter]

She likes a lot of bad metal too

Edit: I know this because I googled her to see her pictures and found her myspace.

 

[Belligerent]

Dude. Whats her my space I'd love to flood it w/ nasty shit.

 

[cookiecutter]

http://www.myspace.com/laceyrockoflove

 

[zoidberg]

does anyone really like Elen D, or is it just celebs and soccer moms. i think she sucks ass, but Oprah is the shit.

 

[A8]

http://www.myspace.com/laceyrockoflove

uke:

 

[The Ozzman]

This Lacey chick is pretty smoking

 

[cookiecutter]

does anyone really like Elen D, or is it just celebs and soccer moms. i think she sucks ass, but Oprah is the shit.

This inspired me to watch some Ellen stand up and it's pretty good.

 

[A8]

i've always liked Ellens stand up, if you watch comedy central they sometimes have standup remixes and she's on it

 

[The Ozzman]

Ellen Degenerate sucks.

 

[zoidberg]

Ellen Degenerate sucks.

yes.

 

[Hell Awaits Us All]

female comics are horrible

 

[The Ozzman]

Not Sarah Silverman

 

[zoidberg]

no! of course not her! but every other one yes. esp the intellectual ones with thier plastic square framed galasses that are all cynical and you watch them and think "if i bombed a McDonaldds, i would get to have sex with her in heaven!"

EDIT: how do you like the way i spell glasses?

 

[A8]

yea basically every female comedian sucks except:
sarah silverman
lisa lampenelli (although she can get slightly annoying after a while)

 

[Hell Awaits Us All]

all lampanelli talks about is taking multiple black cocks in the ass

though she is funny just based on pure shock value sometimes

 

[zoidberg]

when it comes to humor, ive not a huge shock whore.

 

[Alter]

definitely:

Americas Next Top Model (so obvious)
The Real World (at first it was cool, now its just a bunch of good looking people trying too hard)
Survivor (enough already!)
The View (nobody wants to hear a bunch of women menstruating)
Wild N Out (MTV glorifies black culture enough)
American Idol (only teenage girls watch this show. It just makes me want to vomit)

I'd think of more but I'm drawing a blank

oh I'd add Mr. Show, but I think that already died off. nothing was funny about that show. a bunch of tryhard hipster comedians with too much time on their hands.

Yea, The Real World has gone downhill in last two sessions.

 

[hibernal_dream]

Any American medical/legal/medico-legal or police/detective show (probably wipes out about 50% of your shows eh?)

 

[cookiecutter]

I like Ellen Degeneres' humor because it is not vulgar for the sake of vulgarity and she does a good job of using a joke from earlier in the bit to finish off her current one, if that makes any sense. Also one thing that comedians do that I hate is to stop and laugh, or play off their last joke as if it was bad, and Ellen doesn't do that.

 

[The Ozzman]

Pfft, Mitch Hedberg does the latter all the time and it is hilarious.