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Just hit on an insanely hot bartender with pink hair.

I have a weird thing for chicks with colored hair...blue is the best. They obviously have to be hot in the first place...but colored hair makes it better.
I think it stems from Milla's flaming orange hair in The Fifth Element
 
i don't know what to talk to NAD about ... much like an old flame I would bump into at the mall.
 
i know. He thinks he can just waltz right back into our lives and we're supposed to be all comfortable with it. He didn't stop to think that maybe we are all seeing other people now
 
i dunno. He drives a ricer and I drive a Volvo crossover. We're like so different now and stuff
 
Icing my shin because a gym retard had to toss down his dumbbells after his goddamn incline press. Should have punched him in the throat
 
Actually I did tell him if he's not strong enough to put down the weight in a controlled fashion he shouldn't be fucking lifting it.. then hobbled off all badass like.
 
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