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[swizzlenuts]

who the fuck is Jim Higuera?

 

[ChaosLee]

Me, motherfucker

 

[swizzlenuts]

haha, I think you meant conqueror of chicks' assholes while on the phone.

 

[ChaosLee]

Only when necessary

 

[Reign in Acai]

How is it corking a chick's bum? Pushing stool never sounded appealing.

 

[ChaosLee]

Overrated, and I'm too paranoid about it going badly, etc. much better to stick with the better orifices

 

[swizzlenuts]

I was with a girl that used to do it every once in a while, so I asked her. She said, no way you're going in me there.

 

[ChaosLee]

I'd take that as a complement

 

[swizzlenuts]

I love complements

 

[NursemyLoins]

I was with a girl that used to do it every once in a while, so I asked her. She said, no way you're going in me there.

Only option Jon and I had.

 

[lurch70]

man ... this is a shameful video of Romania and gypsies there.

terrible terrible conditions ...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-18723757




even better ... 3 proud Romanians waiting for the London Olympics ..




seriously ... fuck my country.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

I almost officially hate wedding planning. Here I am, just wanting to keep it simple yet nice, most of the stuff already thought out to my satisfaction. But nooooooooo, my MOTHER has to complicate things by telling me I need this and that and this and that and I have to do this and I have to do that, none of which I need or have to do. Can I just punch my mother, please?

 

[Hell Mike]

Can I just punch my mother, please?

Do that, or at least tell her to fuck off. She's not getting married.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

I tried to tell her. We were pretty much arguing in Party City about me having a wedding shower. I DON'T WANT ONE. If people want to buy us gifts then they can just leave them at the reception. I don't want a damned wedding shower with a bunch of stupid women acting all emotional and crap. DON'T WANT IT. Nope.

 

[neal]

oh she's just excited, her only non-crazy child is getting marrieeed!





(unless you have another sibling we dont know about cause they arent crazy and therefore dont produce interesting stories)

 

[lurch70]

a bunch of stupid women acting all emotional and crap.

that's in the movies ... the ones I heard about are basically bachelorette parties

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

I've been to enough wedding showers to know I don't want one

 

[Plastic Nathrakh]

what's patrick up to?

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

Same ol' Patrick stuff.

 

[Ellestin]

thumbs up for the concept and the success