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[Hell Mike]

^ funny

 

[Crimson Velvet]

Jenten hans (hvis han fikk velge) har bestevenn sin fra Norge så han må kansje finne ut!!

Jeg "vi bryr oss"-gjengen på ryggen!

 

[Reign in Acai]

I just woke up from a dream where I belittled Jerry Springer for over an hour. It all stemmed from him slapping one of his guests on the bottom. Basically called him a sexist little fraud intil he had tears in his eyes. Yea yea, I should've slapped him five for being "mr suave". But he's a jew, so what could I do?

 

[lizard]

I hate Springer. He's the epitome of what has become of this great nation, tawdry, trashy, totally shallow and lacking of substance

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

damn white people

 

[Reign in Acai]

He's the epitome of what has become of this great nation, tawdry, trashy, totally shallow and lacking of substance

Not to mention, repetitive.

 

[spaffe]

I'm flying home in two days! Hurrah for me, since I'll be home just in time for the wonderful nordic/swedish spring and then summer. Yay indeed

 

[cthulufhtagn]

i'm going going back back to cali cali

actually i'm back already, rar

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

went out lastnight.
drank very little.
hadnt had food in about 8-10 hours.
got home, felt like shit, and puked what tasted like Sprite.
woke up today hardly able to talk.
Trying out for a Heavy/powermetal band... as singer.
They are an hour away, was halfway out of the city warming up with King Diamond.
Unable to get anywhere near as high as I should be able too.
Turned around and came home.
*hates blowing people off*

 

[cthulufhtagn]

i hate it when i can't get as high as i should be able to

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

shhhushhh hippy!

 

[Dick Sirloin]

Rarely happens for me

 

[Henrik Main]

Dritt også!

Ja, pokker heller!

 

[KILL TULLY]

BORK BORK BORK!

 

[En Vind Av Sorg]

went out lastnight.
drank very little.
hadnt had food in about 8-10 hours.
got home, felt like shit, and puked what tasted like Sprite.
woke up today hardly able to talk.
Trying out for a Heavy/powermetal band... as singer.
They are an hour away, was halfway out of the city warming up with King Diamond.
Unable to get anywhere near as high as I should be able too.
Turned around and came home.
*hates blowing people off*

eww dude that sucks, theres no way I would be able to sing after I'd had my throat melted by vomit like that. Have you ever had any vocal training?

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

eww dude that sucks, theres no way I would be able to sing after I'd had my throat melted by vomit like that. Have you ever had any vocal training?

well I went there and listened to the guitarist and drummer play. I think my King Diamond type screams will work out just fine. I didnt bother even trying to sing to them, I didnt wanna sound like complete shit.

and I've had no training.

 

[unhinged]

you know whats crap?
when a singer comes to try out with a band and just sits there doing nothing

must be right and hard though
singers don't have much to hide behind
hope it works out for you furry fella

 

[dorian gray]

Turned around and came home.

 

[Thanatopsis123]

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

I dont get it?