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[Mormagil]

I hear you can make decent money teaching English in other countries, like Japan for example.

 

[Thanatopsis123]

I went down and did some initial application crap for a job as a university cop today. Quite frankly, it's not a job I really desire, it just seems like the best I'm qualified for. However, upon getting to the second stage of application, I found out that I'd have to sign a year long contract. First of all, I promised myself to never do that again for a job I have zero experience with. Secondly, that year long contract interferes with my schedule for returning to Japan to teach with a different program.

I never want to be in sales and I never again want to be in a soul crushingly boring office job but I might have to bite the bullet and do one of these anyway. I hate being an adult.

 

[dorian gray]

:guthrum: at the above two posts

 

[MajestikMøøse]

I can't wait to have some obscurist pigeonhole-subject liberal arts degree that can't get me shit for jobs, it'll be sweet.

Hell, currently I mix fire retardant and load air-tankers for a living. Meine Indogermanistik und Sprachwissenschaft hilft mich hier nicht.

 

[dorian gray]

I just murdered three rather large brown recluses in a span of 15 minutes. I'm hoping that's just some statistical anomoly and that as soon as I go to sleep a horde of them doesn't attack me.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

'dorian.... doriiiiaaaannnnn.....'

'don't you want to plaaaay wiiitthh meeeeeee???'

 

[EricT]

I just murdered three rather large brown recluses in a span of 15 minutes. I'm hoping that's just some statistical anomoly and that as soon as I go to sleep a horde of them doesn't attack me.

I can't sleep after killing more than a few spiders. I scour the area, spraying and killing anything I see moving.

 

[E-bortion]

ugh i know the feeling, especially here in north texas

 

[dorian gray]

*shudder* *shudder*

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

god dammit, dont post that shit!

 

[dorian gray]

I done kilt number 4 today. Tomorrow is my last day in this house of horrors.

 

[dorian gray]

god dammit, dont post that shit!

LOL seriously

edit: krig, I saved three of them in a ziplock bag. Shall I send it to you for inspection?

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

I can't wait to have some obscurist pigeonhole-subject liberal arts degree that can't get me shit for jobs, it'll be sweet.

Hell, currently I mix fire retardant and load air-tankers for a living. Meine Indogermanistik und Sprachwissenschaft hilft mich hier nicht.

du könntest aber Deutsch in eine Sprachschule beibringen, herr Elch.


edit: hilft mir (assuming I'm not completely clusterfucked on my dativ/akkusativ like usual.)

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

LOL seriously

edit: krig, I saved three of them in a ziplock bag. Shall I send it to you for inspection?

he can put them on his nuts

 

[Claws of Perdition]

I done kilt number 4 today. Tomorrow is my last day in this house of horrors.

k, do you mean 4th spider or 4th person at the hospital you work at

 

[dorian gray]

It's now up to 5 recluses.


I havent killed anyone at work for a long time

 

[Claws of Perdition]

pics or ban.

not spiders, but nurse patient mishaps.

 

[swizzlenuts]

I just told my mother to read The Statement of Randolph Carter, and she said that I am insane and a fucked up person for enjoying anything like that.

 

[Krilons Resa]

I just told my mother to read The Statement of Randolph Carter, and she said that I am insane and a fucked up person for enjoying anything like that.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

LOL seriously

edit: krig, I saved three of them in a ziplock bag. Shall I send it to you for inspection?

I'd have no problem with killing you...